2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Honor&Glory]

Oh Hairball...

Great tune.

 

[gmen6981]

yeah but we know for sure that Mark May really did blow 5 guys at Pitt

And Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

ANN ARBOR -- To bring back order, integrity, honor, honesty and equal rights to UM after releasing HC Jim Harbaugh and his staff, the University is bringing in Hillary Clinton as its newest HC.

Bill Belichick finally commented on the UM Cheating Scandal, saying “UM and Jim Harbaugh really do prepare guys for the next level.”

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Bill Belichick finally commented on the UM Cheating Scandal, saying “UM and Jim Harbaugh really do prepare guys for the next level.”

Old Bill "drones" on and on and on...

 

[Jake]

 

[Buck I in Mich]

I kinda want to wait after the game this year. Beat there ass then make a comment about third base? Whatever you fucking cheater

I’d throw in a comment about Hairball “Stealing 3rd Base”. That might be fun.

 

[Jaxbuck]

stolen from 11W comments section like I work for Jimmy (allegedly)

 

[Jaxbuck]

another one

 

[scarletngray]

I know this probably belongs in the Valenti Gold thread but today he told the Michigan Fans he was tired of trying to convince them that their school was in the wrong. He said it was like hearing them say “But Brondo has what plants need, it has Electrolytes “. He’s a classic.

They are in the denial stage right now. And even when all the evidence is in and the penalties enforced and the coaches fired, some will remain in denial. That's what happens when you worship an idol.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I can’t imagine any conclusion to this during the regular season, but a Christmas in October gift is welcome!

 

[OHSportsFan]

 

[NFBuck]

Huh. Surely just a wild coincidence.

 

[scarletngray]

Let's remember that the BIG TEN is doing their own investigation and they can impose penalties as well. I would be flabbergasted if they allowed TTUN to play in the BIG championship game based upon the info that has already come out. The backlash would be brutal.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Buck I in Mich]

I am sure every sports book is going through big michigan bettors from the last two years looking for patterns or anything linked to stallion.

You think it affected the betting line? Try this analysis from Valenti’s show today.

Michigan was 32-38-1 vs the spread from 2015-2020. From 2021 to 2023 they are
22-11-2 including 17-5- vs the Big 10, which means they are 5-6 vs non Big 10 opponents. Here are other teams vs the spread from 2021-2023.
Georgia 20-17
Ohio State 14-16-1
Oklahoma 17-14-1
Alabama 19-16
Clemson 14-19

No one beats the odds that consistently for that long, it just defies logic.
I’m starting to think certain people in Nevada may have helped “accelerate” the timing of the investigation.