2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[NFBuck]

I know people don't have much faith in the NCAA handling things correctly but think of how many other institutions are potentially effected and pissed about this. BIG execs, BIG schools, TV networks, Vegas, IRS, even UM AD, pres and board etc... They're getting the hammer dropped on them.

This isn't some recruiting malfeasance. This is directly and illegally scouting opponents and applying the gathered intel to in-game situations. This is a direct impact on the outcome of games. "Competitive advantage" is not a term thrown around loosely. Warning future opponents is not action taken for minor violations. If the conference and ncaa have the smoking gun, and it sure sounds like they do, they're coming down hard and making an example of these silly, treacherous fucks.

 

[Jake]

Which is why this investigation is moving faster than normal. It helps that you have reporters and opposing school's ADs investigating it as well.

Every team in the conference, including their media, feels ripped off.

I can't wait for the talking heads *cough*Cowherd*cough* who have been riding Jimmah's junk the last two years to eat a shit burger. Even when the story for broke last week they said it was nothing, just sour grapes from teams like Ohio State, etc..

Cheating seems a lot more plausible than a guy who got worked for six years suddenly dominating the conference his next two.

 

[DaveyBoy]

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What if Kevin Warren knew about this crap years ago and quit to take the Bears job so he wouldn’t have to enforce the rules

And, in turn, hire Jim Harbaugh as the new Bears HC

 

[colobuck79]

I want the Michigan computer science college to be involved, using AI to evaluate the signals and correlate them to the plays.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Where some schools’ recruiting budgets buy strip club visits and dildos

Do you happen to know what SAT score one would need to get into said school?

 

[ScriptOhio]

“I want to personally assure you that U-M Athletics will offer its complete cooperation to the NCAA in this matter,” Michigan athletic director Warde Manuel said Thursday. “At the University of Michigan, all of us are committed to the highest standards of ethics and integrity for all members of our community. This is the same expectation I have of all coaches, staff, and student-athletes.”

Michigan winning the natty this year and it being immediately vacated would be peak comedy.

That ↑ would be the ultimate embarrassment for a school that is committed to the highest ethics and standards. The smoking gun evidence is there, it will be interesting to see if he was serious. If he was (and is) he will start a self imposed post season ban for 2023.

 

[dragurd]

There is some really dumb kid ranting having a meltdown on YouTube about it on a national show. It's funny

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

"They are exactly what we thought they were!!!!!!!!" - Cheating bastages from ttun.

 

[Jaxbuck]

That ↑ would be the ultimate embarrassment for a school that is committed to the highest ethics and standards. The smoking gun evidence is there, it will be interesting to see if he was serious. If he was (and is) he will start a self imposed post season ban for 2023.

It sure feels like the B1G (at the behest of their sports betting industry sponsors) isn't going to let anything like that even remotely have a chance of happening.

I'm guessing the B1G drops a conference hammer in season and let's the NCAA dick around for 2-3 years on the rest of it.

 

[Buckeye86]

Imagine being so stupid/arrogant to have an elaborate cheating operation going on in real time as you're under NCAA investigation. That is simply remarkable.

Now now, they did not show up to illegally record both sidelines of the Ohio State Penn State game despite having purchased the tickets to do it already. They are a sophisticated and disciplined operation.

 

[Jake]

I don't know what Stalions did in the Marines but I'm guessing stealth reconnaissance missions weren't his thing.

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Now now, they did not show up to illegally record both sidelines of the Ohio State Penn State game despite having purchased the tickets to do it already. They are a sophisticated and disciplined operation.

Of course since the NCAA was on their asses already!!

I rest satisfied thinking that Hairball cheated against us 2 years straight and that is why we "lost."

 

[Jaxbuck]

"You know, if we ever did get caught maybe we should buy tickets to our own games too. Just to muddy the water a little?"

"Nah, fuck it. We're good"

 

[DaBuckeyes]

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What if Kevin Warren knew about this crap years ago and quit to take the Bears job so he wouldn’t have to enforce the rules

Seems like a Kevin Warren thing to do.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

This isn't some recruiting malfeasance. This is directly and illegally scouting opponents and applying the gathered intel to in-game situations. This is a direct impact on the outcome of games. "Competitive advantage" is not a term thrown around loosely. Warning future opponents is not action taken for minor violations. If the conference and ncaa have the smoking gun, and it sure sounds like they do, they're coming down hard and making an example of these silly, treacherous fucks.

Damn them to hell.

Seriously

Fuck them.