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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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NFBuck said:
Just a small smattering of _goboard doofs coming to the realization they just might be proper fucked...

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There's still an impressive array of mental gymnastics trying to rationalize a way they walk away from this. Largely that Simple Jim probably didn't know and that porn name marine was probably a "rogue staffer." Some of the better theories are that porn name marine is probably mentally disabled from his service and acted on his own because he's "crazy." Really some peak DFBIA blooming right now. :lol:
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The rogue staffer thing doesn't work out in any realm outside of DFBIAs warped minds. You'd have to believe that the coaches just suddenly started taking advice and actually coaching around info from some random lower level nobody for some reason. Nobody not in serious denial is even considering that possibility.
 
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NFBuck said:
They're gonna bring the B1G down with them in a big old RICO charge. :slappy:

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Sorry, there is ZERO fucking plausible deniability here. Any reasonable person would wonder where this no-name $55k/year staffer got this golden information and would do their due diligence to make sure it is legit. The fact that the coaching staffed relied on this information is in and of itself an indictment of the entire program. There is no "this guy gave us impeccable intel, but we had no idea where it came from!" defense. That's a load of horseshit.

Burn the fucking program down.
 
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DaiMonMoore said:
IT's as simple as this.
Even if this guy went rogue and he did it on his own, the question is why?
He would have told somebody on coaching staff to use this knowledge. So they used it and they cheated. End of story.

If they said, "This is wrong," they would have fired his ass and self-reported this to the NCAA. But the didn't. So that's not what happened.
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There is no reason why. If he did it on his own, why would the coaches suddenly just start seriously taking pointers from some nobody low leveler? They wouldn't, The coaching staff 100% has to be in the loop.

DFBIA is screaming for "FAX AND EVIDENTS!" but it's just fucking basic common sense here.

I feel all the evidence we need will come out though, with how careless this kid looks about how he went about all of this. Also great chance the guy just starts throwing everyone under the bus too as well.
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
Sorry, there is ZERO fucking plausible deniability here. Any reasonable person would wonder where this no-name $55k/year staffer got this golden information and would do their due diligence to make sure it is legit. The fact that the coaching staffed relied on this information is in and of itself an indictment of the entire program. There is no "this guy gave us impeccable intel, but we had no idea where it came from!" defense. That's a load of horseshit.

Burn the fucking program down.
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There are pictures of this rogue staffer standing right next to Harbaugh on the sidelines during games. I’m sure he was just randomly there doing rogue things.
 
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DaiMonMoore said:
IT's as simple as this.
Even if this guy went rogue and he did it on his own, the question is why?
He would have told somebody on coaching staff to use this knowledge. So they used it and they cheated. End of story.

If they said, "This is wrong," they would have fired his ass and self-reported this to the NCAA. But the didn't. So that's not what happened.
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This is what most of them are clinging to and is so absurd I can hardly imagine the thinking. This is simple addition. scUM was an underachieving program that bottomed out in 2020. Point 1 - Simple Jim finds himself on the hotseat and fails to attract NFL interest. Suddenly in 2021, they start winning. Point 2 - On numerous occasions since 2021, scUM finds themselves in close games, then suddenly come out and blow the opponents doors off in the second half. To wit, they need the first half to verify their scouting before implementing in half two. Point 3 - TCU is a program they would not have scouted as they were never going to be an opponent. Suddenly they are an opponent and scUM has no answer for them.

On top of all of that, apparently multiple programs have receipts. It's a mountain of evidence against them, but being the DFBIA, they just ignore all of the above and cling to "The Staff didn't know! It was a rogue agent (probably mentally disabled)!" This is going to be glorious. Just fucking glorious.
 
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