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2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

Which scUM QB transfers first?

  • McNamara

    Votes: 23 45.1%
  • McCarthy

    Votes: 28 54.9%

  • Total voters
    51
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Bigger number:

tsun New Era's
tsun transfers

It's a tough call
So is "new era" just something fans of losers invoke because it makes them feel better? Is changing a few assistant coaches really an "era?" I seem to remember some years where we had a decent amount of staff turnover and we didn't consider it changing eras. Then again, most of our guys left to be head coaches or another promotion, not take lateral moves to GTFO of town or fired because their units sucked or they couldn't 'cruit*.


* Alex Grinch, Everett Withers, Tim Beck, Ed Warriner notwithstanding.
 
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Hype season 2007 into 2008:
DFBIA-"We have a S&C coach who used to fight in MMA and he owns a pet wolf! We are going to dominate! BARWIS ELEVENTY BABY!!!!!"
Folks with an IQ over 80- "but all the teams already better than you, already have a good S&C program. Aren't you just kind of, you know, catching up?"
DFBIA-"The. Man. Owns. A. Pet. Wolf."

Hype season 2020-2021:
DFBIA- "our assistant coaches are under 40!! 17 year old recruits immediately bond with 30 year old men! We are going to dominate recruiting baby!!"
80+ IQ guys- "other teams already recruiting better than you have assistant coaches that can recruit too. Aren't you just kind of, you know, catching up? (and P.S. 30 is old to high school kids. Just sayin)"
DFBIA-"Our. Assistant. Coaches. Are. All. Under. 40."

Eternal Recurrence, Nietzsche was right
It really is remarkable that these bags of yak jizz think they're on to something the big boys have been doing for decades. "I bet no one thought about strength and conditioning!" Um, no, you moron. We've been doing that. "How about coaches who connect with players! Now we got you!" "Umm.... ok, little buddy. It's called recruiting. We've been doing that."
 
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It really is remarkable that these bags of yak jizz think they're on to something the big boys have been doing for decades. "I bet no one thought about strength and conditioning!" Um, no, you moron. We've been doing that. "How about coaches who connect with players! Now we got you!" "Umm.... ok, little buddy. It's called recruiting. We've been doing that."

It's truly remarkable.

The "D" in DFBIA doesn't even do it justice.
 
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I'm sure having an HC who is half in, half out, and an Admin that is half in, half out with said HC is also cutting edge for these cum guzzlers.

Almost makes you wonder what kind of assistant coaches would want to come work in a place where the HC could very well be gone in the next 12 months.

Couldn't be that they had little to no other offers could it? I mean, that would be like saying their success in recruiting New England area prep stars is because those kids have no other "major" P5 offers.

That is a level of cynicism I am just not willing to go to. The coaches are excellent, young and want to be there so they can absorb coaching knowledge from a football savant like Harbaugh. The New England kids are straight up ballers, just slightly under scouted.

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https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/fun-read-spring-game

Take aways from what may or might not actually be known about the spring/spring game.

Unenthusiasm mixed with some of your usual ministry of propaganda people.

My favorite is how bad the WRs supposedly looked. That really cant be good considering nobody in the secondary they face in practice proved to be anywhere near good last season.

McCarthy also apparently throws every ball as hard as he can (Joe Milton Mode)
 
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https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/fun-read-spring-game

My favorite is how bad the WRs supposedly looked. That really cant be good considering nobody in the secondary they face in practice proved to be anywhere near good last season.

McCarthy also apparently throws every ball as hard as he can (Joe Milton Mode)
Some other items of note from the SI article linked in the MGoBlow article....

Obviously a lot can happen between now and Sept. 4, including the arrival of Texas Tech transfer Alan Bowman, but McNamara is the guy as spring ball concludes.
Translation: Both McNamara and McCarthy look like ass, and Bowman will probably end up being the starter by default.

Corum just has juice. He's noticeably more explosive than ever other ball carrier, freshman phenom Donovan Edwards included.
Translation: Actually, Donovan Edwards is not a freshman phenom despite the lack of depth (and talent) at running back.

It's the Daxton Hill show on defense right now ... He's excelling in the nickel role.
Translation: Michigan has no depth at cornerback and has to play their best defender out of position because of it.

With Hutchinson sidelined and the offensive lines being so mixed up, there weren't too many definitely [sic] takeaways from the trenches.
Translation: Michigan has one talented guy on either side of the line, and he's recovering from a major injury.

The linebackers, led by Josh Ross and Michael Barrett, are going to be solid but they're also going to be pushed.
Translation: Ross and Barrett stunk last season and they're going to stink this season, but they're still the best that we've got.

Redshirt freshman Nikhai Hill-Green, who received a lot of praise last year as a true freshman, was describe [sic] as a beast. He's not as speedy as the other three....
Translation: He's a beast. Just not a speedy beast. And not all that good of a beast because he's not starting. But he's still a beast.

Early enrolled freshman Andrel Anthony did a couple of nice things in the No. 1 jersey
Translation: Why the Hell did Harbaugh give the coveted No. 1 jersey to a true freshman?
 
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So.. here's what we know... the world's largest toilet bowl seats over 100,000 people. Using 6 foot social distancing protocols, they could easily fit.. say... 50 people in there.... Some media, perhaps... you know.. so they could get the product out to the fans.... But.. they didn't do that. Why not?

I have to think somewhere in Schembechler hall someone said "Are you fucking kidding me? We're going to allow other people to watch this fucking shit show? Do you really want to broadcast just how awful every. single. unit. on this fucking team is?" Or something like that.

Seriously... turtling at a time when your fans should be absolute starved for football is just.... :shrug:

It starts with the uniforms, canaries vs the Blue Men.
 
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