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So is "new era" just something fans of losers invoke because it makes them feel better? Is changing a few assistant coaches really an "era?" I seem to remember some years where we had a decent amount of staff turnover and we didn't consider it changing eras. Then again, most of our guys left to be head coaches or another promotion, not take lateral moves to GTFO of town or fired because their units sucked or they couldn't 'cruit*.Bigger number:
tsun New Era's
tsun transfers
It's a tough call
It really is remarkable that these bags of yak jizz think they're on to something the big boys have been doing for decades. "I bet no one thought about strength and conditioning!" Um, no, you moron. We've been doing that. "How about coaches who connect with players! Now we got you!" "Umm.... ok, little buddy. It's called recruiting. We've been doing that."Hype season 2007 into 2008:
DFBIA-"We have a S&C coach who used to fight in MMA and he owns a pet wolf! We are going to dominate! BARWIS ELEVENTY BABY!!!!!"
Folks with an IQ over 80- "but all the teams already better than you, already have a good S&C program. Aren't you just kind of, you know, catching up?"
DFBIA-"The. Man. Owns. A. Pet. Wolf."
Hype season 2020-2021:
DFBIA- "our assistant coaches are under 40!! 17 year old recruits immediately bond with 30 year old men! We are going to dominate recruiting baby!!"
80+ IQ guys- "other teams already recruiting better than you have assistant coaches that can recruit too. Aren't you just kind of, you know, catching up? (and P.S. 30 is old to high school kids. Just sayin)"
DFBIA-"Our. Assistant. Coaches. Are. All. Under. 40."
Eternal Recurrence, Nietzsche was right
It really is remarkable that these bags of yak jizz think they're on to something the big boys have been doing for decades. "I bet no one thought about strength and conditioning!" Um, no, you moron. We've been doing that. "How about coaches who connect with players! Now we got you!" "Umm.... ok, little buddy. It's called recruiting. We've been doing that."
I'm sure having an HC who is half in, half out, and an Admin that is half in, half out with said HC is also cutting edge for these cum guzzlers.It's truly remarkable.
The "D" in DFBIA doesn't even do it justice.
I'm sure having an HC who is half in, half out, and an Admin that is half in, half out with said HC is also cutting edge for these cum guzzlers.
Some other items of note from the SI article linked in the MGoBlow article....https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/fun-read-spring-game
My favorite is how bad the WRs supposedly looked. That really cant be good considering nobody in the secondary they face in practice proved to be anywhere near good last season.
McCarthy also apparently throws every ball as hard as he can (Joe Milton Mode)
Translation: Both McNamara and McCarthy look like ass, and Bowman will probably end up being the starter by default.Obviously a lot can happen between now and Sept. 4, including the arrival of Texas Tech transfer Alan Bowman, but McNamara is the guy as spring ball concludes.
Translation: Actually, Donovan Edwards is not a freshman phenom despite the lack of depth (and talent) at running back.Corum just has juice. He's noticeably more explosive than ever other ball carrier, freshman phenom Donovan Edwards included.
Translation: Michigan has no depth at cornerback and has to play their best defender out of position because of it.It's the Daxton Hill show on defense right now ... He's excelling in the nickel role.
Translation: Michigan has one talented guy on either side of the line, and he's recovering from a major injury.With Hutchinson sidelined and the offensive lines being so mixed up, there weren't too many definitely [sic] takeaways from the trenches.
Translation: Ross and Barrett stunk last season and they're going to stink this season, but they're still the best that we've got.The linebackers, led by Josh Ross and Michael Barrett, are going to be solid but they're also going to be pushed.
Translation: He's a beast. Just not a speedy beast. And not all that good of a beast because he's not starting. But he's still a beast.Redshirt freshman Nikhai Hill-Green, who received a lot of praise last year as a true freshman, was describe [sic] as a beast. He's not as speedy as the other three....
Translation: Why the Hell did Harbaugh give the coveted No. 1 jersey to a true freshman?Early enrolled freshman Andrel Anthony did a couple of nice things in the No. 1 jersey
So.. here's what we know... the world's largest toilet bowl seats over 100,000 people. Using 6 foot social distancing protocols, they could easily fit.. say... 50 people in there.... Some media, perhaps... you know.. so they could get the product out to the fans.... But.. they didn't do that. Why not?
I have to think somewhere in Schembechler hall someone said "Are you fucking kidding me? We're going to allow other people to watch this fucking shit show? Do you really want to broadcast just how awful every. single. unit. on this fucking team is?" Or something like that.
Seriously... turtling at a time when your fans should be absolute starved for football is just....