2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[cincibuck]

It amuses me immensely that the same dumbasses in their fanbase who cry about college football being ruined and destroyed by cheating because they happen to have a dumpster fire program that can’t win big games, has abnormally high attrition every offseason, and is completely unable to recruit at an elite level—all phenomena easily attributable to their laughably flailing head coach who is on the spectrum and can’t even manage to put together a decent staff—are all in on their basketball team, a sport that is clearly documented to be significantly more corrupt and troublesome than football when it comes to impermissible benefits from top programs, simply because they manage to compete. And then they lose in basketball too.

Fuck them.

Well, if you can't borrow the AD's car or get some spending money from "Easy" Ed Martin, what's the point in being a Michigan Man?

 

[cincibuck]

+ The lifetime of shame for finding a way to duck out of a beating in 2020

Fitting that the Michigan player predicted to be their highest pick in the draft is named "Kwitty." Shouldn't that be spelled "Quitty."

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Here is a thread on it from MGOBLOW

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/woodson-allegedly-took-while-playing-u-m

The original article is linked but it's now dead. Usual bullshit you'd expect..."FaX! & Evidents!" howls start..facts are given..."Freep hates us"/"We didn't really cheat"/"other teams are worse" rationalizations begin.

He took a plane trip in May 1997 and again before the Rose Bowl. If it had been discovered, their 1/2 a NC in the last 80 years is out the window. Not overly convenient for them to discuss but it's pretty cut and dried.

As far as I'm concerned the 1998 Rose Bowl still has one play left to be played.



EDIT: I cropped that a little tight. You'll note, when the video starts the clock is stopped at 3 seconds. Then... they just tick off a second for... umm... reasons?

 

[BB73]

As far as I'm concerned the 1998 Rose Bowl still has one play left to be played.



EDIT: I cropped that a little tight. You'll note, when the video starts the clock is stopped at 3 seconds. Then... they just tick off a second for... umm... reasons?

Also, when the spike hits the ground, there was still .01 on the clock. These days they’d have had one more play for sure.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Also, when the spike hits the ground, there was still .01 on the clock. These days they’d have had one more play for sure.

Believe me, I know. It wasn't even close to run out.

 

[Zurp]

Then... they just tick off a second for... umm... reasons?

[Penn State Fan]I know where those 2 seconds went... they came back in 2005![/Penn State Fan]

 

[ScriptOhio]

Some great twitter comments too:

The attitude of the fan base about the Michigan program is very meh right now. Zero excitement about its current state or direction it is headed

4-8

Pretty tough to get excited about the football program right now, need to show me, hype videos are lame till you prove it on the field.

Just win 8 games and beat Sparty and don’t get embarrassed by OSU. Pls and thank you

(Always) Cheering for the guys! Booing for them having to have such a terrible coach.

7-5 at best

I love Michigan football to my core, but I refuse to get excited about a team that never lives up to the hype and can’t even be competitive against Ohio State.

Freshman wearing number 1. Harbaugh is pathetic. Glad this will be his last year

worst college coach ever and can't turn recruits into players at all. funny as he'll fuck blue

and my favorite...

I’m doing the thing where I get really excited and start building my unrealistic expectations. But that’s half the fun

 

[pnuts34]

Some great twitter comments too:



















and my favorite...

 

[Buckeye86]

I’m doing the thing where I get really excited and start building my unrealistic expectations. But that’s half the fun

Half the fun for Ohio State fans maybe, as tdfbia dick punch themselves year after year with their consistently asinine expectations.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Fuck them. Fucking cowards.

 

[buckeyeintn]

What do you call someone who taps out before the opening bell?
tsun.

 

[pnuts34]

What do you call someone who taps out before the opening bell?
tsun.

Isn't that same person who declares victory on the walk up to the ring?

 

[colobuck79]

We can look forward to them tapping out this November when 3 or 4 players have a cold.

 

[Buckeye86]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I keep acting like this'll be the last one. I must be stupid.