2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[cincibuck]

But can he cross the Alps with elephants?

 

[Bucklion]

I bet he can recruit Carthage better than anybody.

Totes gonna get locked out of Sumeria though

 

[buckeyemania11]

CRob and Matty D can hold hands and skip around Florida seeking 3* with mostly only CUSA and Sun Belt offers

 

[ScriptOhio]

Apparently it is now official:

 

[Bucklion]

Apparently it is now official:

Here’s where one of his songs is so appropriate...”what a fool believes”

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Duh. Jamaica is even farther south than Florida.

I’m thinking TTUN will soon be recruiting Southern speed from Argentina, Chile, New Zealand, and Antarctica.

I lived in Tallahassee in the early 2000s

They used exactly that reasoning for Bolt’s speed

They also claimed that Miami’s superiority over them was due to their pipeline from ONE high school in Miami.

These were white collar professionals

Proof positive that with some fan bases, parody is indistinguishable from reality

 

[charlohiottean]

Here’s where one of his songs is so appropriate...”what a fool believes”

 

[pnuts34]

I lived in Tallahassee in the early 2000s

They used exactly that reasoning for Bolt’s speed

They also claimed that Miami’s superiority over them was due to their pipeline from ONE high school in Miami.

These were white collar professionals

Proof positive that with some fan bases, parody is indistinguishable from reality

Let me guess was it Miami Northwestern or Booker T. Washington?

 

[Mike80]

Totes gonna get locked out of Sumeria though

Yeah but those recruits from Palmyra will make the difference.....

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Let me guess was it Miami Northwestern or Booker T. Washington?

Northwestern IIRC FWIW

suggesting that one high school is what created Da U is stupid. The name wasn’t relevant to me

 

[pnuts34]

Northwestern IIRC FWIW

suggesting that one high school is what created Da U is stupid. The name wasn’t relevant to me

I agreem but that is an interesting fan base...
I have a friend who's a Miami fan and though he doesn't thinnk Northwestern created Da U, he thinks they're the reason they were good for so long

 

[The KSB]

Apparently it is now official:

when I heard this I thought it was Norm Macdonald then I realized Norm’s a baller and wouldn’t associate himself with a loser organization like scUM.

 

[ScriptOhio]

JIM TRESSEL'S 310 DAY SPEECH FLIPPED OHIO STATE VS. MICHIGAN RIVALRY IN THE BUCKEYES' FAVOR



“In 310 days in Ann Arbor Michigan...”

When he took over as Ohio State's head coach, Jim Tressel was tasked with stopping the bleeding against Michigan after John Cooper led the Buckeyes to an abysmal record in the rivalry during his tenure.

And in his first impression could not have been better.

On Jan. 18, 2001, Tressel was introduced to the Buckeye fanbase in a packed St. John Arena during halftime of the Ohio State-Michigan basketball game. He was supposed to simply smile and wave – he was not planning to speak.

But when he was abruptly handed the mic, he delivered a candid, off-the-cuff address that would change the rivalry for the next two decades.

“I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL BE PROUD OF YOUR YOUNG PEOPLE IN THE CLASSROOM, IN THE COMMUNITY, AND MOST ESPECIALLY IN 310 DAYS IN ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN.”– JIM TRESSEL
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Mission accomplished. But now it's up to Day to keep it that way. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy...

Entire article: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio...ate-vs-michigan-rivalry-in-the-buckeyes-favor

And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy.....

 

[buckeyeintn]

JIM TRESSEL'S 310 DAY SPEECH FLIPPED OHIO STATE VS. MICHIGAN RIVALRY IN THE BUCKEYES' FAVOR



“In 310 days in Ann Arbor Michigan...”

When he took over as Ohio State's head coach, Jim Tressel was tasked with stopping the bleeding against Michigan after John Cooper led the Buckeyes to an abysmal record in the rivalry during his tenure.

And in his first impression could not have been better.

On Jan. 18, 2001, Tressel was introduced to the Buckeye fanbase in a packed St. John Arena during halftime of the Ohio State-Michigan basketball game. He was supposed to simply smile and wave – he was not planning to speak.

But when he was abruptly handed the mic, he delivered a candid, off-the-cuff address that would change the rivalry for the next two decades.

“I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL BE PROUD OF YOUR YOUNG PEOPLE IN THE CLASSROOM, IN THE COMMUNITY, AND MOST ESPECIALLY IN 310 DAYS IN ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN.”– JIM TRESSEL
.
.
.
Mission accomplished. But now it's up to Day to keep it that way. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy...

Entire article: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio...ate-vs-michigan-rivalry-in-the-buckeyes-favor

And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy. And then the next guy.....

Nah. By then they'll have quit the sport. They already have experience in tapping out to keep from losing. I predict that by the time we get within 4-5 games of taking the all time lead they will announce that football is "beneath them" and will therefore disband the football program and redirect their athletic funds to their new badmitton program. That is, until they find out tOSU is preparing to field a badmitton team to hang 100 on them. Then they may reconsider.

 

[colobuck79]

Can you get to 100 in badminton?