2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Their newest crystal ball

a 244 pound DT 3* 500th+ nationally rated.

He is from Florida, but reads like one of those Northeastern Specials. Considering they are battling Duke, Uconn and Boston College for the kid.

https://247sports.com/player/hayden-schwartz-46101307/

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/lorenz-puts-michigan-crystal-ball-dt-hayden-schwartz

Naturally.......

Its as if they are a good 20 years behind. I can remember when Ohio State started to make inroads in Florida thinking there was a different measure of those guys. I'm thinking guys like Lydell Ross. "He's from Florida, he must be good"

 

[Honor&Glory]

fuck em

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm thinking guys like Lydell Ross. "He's from Florida, he must be good"

Spoiler

"He wasn't"/ Bill Curtis voice

 

[NFBuck]

Its as if they are a good 20 years behind. I can remember when Ohio State started to make inroads in Florida thinking there was a different measure of those guys. I'm thinking guys like Lydell Ross. "He's from Florida, he must be good"

Speed doesn't mean much when you run towards a gaggle of defenders or your own Offensive Lineman's ass.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Speed doesn't mean much when you run towards a gaggle of defenders or your own Offensive Lineman's ass.

He was the human suppository.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Agree with everything said so far. Not trying to ruin the fun...

but

if I met him I’d shake his hand and thank him with complete sincerity

It was not his fault that he was Ohio State’s best option at his position for awhile. He did his best. My best was so much worse than his that I wasn’t even good enough to walk on while I was there, and that was during the darkest days in Ohio state history

I appreciate all Buckeyes, whether they run up their teammates’ asses or break plungers off in opponents’

And I’m ecstatic that the program is in a state where players of the former caliber are Harbaugh’s best option, not Ryan Day’s

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Career stats 13 tackles, 3 TFL, 0 Sacks.

He'd fit right in.

Aaron Donald? Suh 2.0? Jesus in pads?

 

[Buckeye86]

Aaron Donald? Suh 2.0? Jesus in pads?

It’s going to be really tough for them to decide whether to design their system for him to disappear or not.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I mean I get it but wasn’t Ross at least a fairly highly sought after recruit? It wasn’t a battle with UConn and Duke for his services?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I mean I get it but wasn’t Ross at least a fairly highly sought after recruit? It wasn’t a battle with UConn and Duke for his services?

Good point. As I recall, it was not a battle with UConn and Duke. Still, the point is that it was about 20 years ago that there were those in our fanbase who figured just being from Florida was of consequence.

 

[BigWoof31]

Post YFW he accepts the Coastal Carolina offer instead of Michigan

 

[Jaxbuck]

YFW = your face when?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Walk on running back Gaige Garcia gettin out of dodge:

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/gaige-garcia-rb-portal

 

[buckeyemania11]

I’m still amused that DFBIA can’t figure out that the 360 pound Oregon State DT probably isn’t a “good” 360 pounds. They just keep awing over the notion that he will be “hard to move”

 

[LordJeffBuck]

I’m still amused that DFBIA can’t figure out that the 360 pound Oregon State DT probably isn’t a “good” 360 pounds. They just keep awing over the notion that he will be “hard to move”

Hard to move away from the buffet line....