2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[Jaxbuck]

The _ichigan social media/graphic arts folks have to be a deep cover trolling their fanbase, right?

It's the only explanation.

The alternative is that not only are they stunningly incompetent, no one up there seems to notice or care.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If UM was a knight of the round table:

“Sir Robin the - not - quite - so - brave - as - Sir Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill!"

The University of *ichigan the - not - quite - so - brave - as - THE Ohio State University, who had nearly won a whole national championship in the last 70 years, who had nearly won a Big Ten East Championship, and who had personally wet themselves at the Horseshoe every other year!"

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Those who stay will nearly be champions

 

[Jake]

 

[Trevi]

He was just talking about his first kiss. You’re apparently talking about a more intimate sexual experience.

To be fair, for him it may be one and the same.

 

[colobuck79]

He was just talking about his first kiss. You’re apparently talking about a more intimate sexual experience.

Llamas never kiss and tell.

 

[pnuts34]

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio...d-hell-challenge-ohio-states-defense#comments

I know that football is back and I guess 11W needs to write about something, and the major story for TTUN is their new QB, but come on...
Joe Milton praise because he's big and has a strong arm

 

[buckeyemania11]

Here's one for future laughs

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/our-new-qb1-joe-milton

OP compares Milton to Andrew Luck and Collin Kaepernick

Maybe Harbaugh saw a little bit of both Luck and Kaepernick in him.

azee2890

September 17th, 2020 at 10:13 AM ^

For a frame of reference:

Kaepernick completion percentage at Nevada: 58% (62% first year starting for the 49ers)

Luck completion percentage first year starting: 56% (70% the following year)

Milton completion percentage in HS: 47%

If Harbaugh can be attributed to any of these improvements in accuracy, I'd say Milton might find himself around 55-60% in year one. And might push mid 60's in year two.

Goggles Paisano

September 17th, 2020 at 12:21 PM ^

I would too as a modern day comparison. Going back in time a bit, I would compare him to Daunte Culpepper.

Swayze Howell Sheen

September 17th, 2020 at 10:56 AM ^

OSU just got some bad news.

The news came in two pieces.

The first piece is this: JOE

The second piece is this: MILTON.

He was born to kill Buckeyes, and he is coming for them this fall.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Milton is much more comparable in his playing profile so far to Suga Shane Morris than any of the NFL QBs they want to compare him to.

HES BIG THOUGH!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

It's weird that Harbaugh coached Luck, then Kaepernick......then stopped coaching QBs until now. But I'm legit scared.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Is ThaKid a scUM fan now?

 

[Bill Lucas]

He’s got nice touch on the deep ball and isn’t afraid to throw it. Something we haven’t had since Henne.

 

[MaxBuck]

Best reply in the mgoblog thread:

In reply to Beating Ohio St. will not be… by IndyMattGoBlue

Midukman

September 17th, 2020 at 10:23 AM ^

Being 2020, anything’s possible. Although I’d be less shocked if an alien shot out of my ass.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Here's one for future laughs

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/our-new-qb1-joe-milton

OP compares Milton to Andrew Luck and Collin Kaepernick

The first piece is this: JOE

The second piece is this: MILTON.

JOE MILTON!!!!!

Does his size help their lack of offensive line, WRs, and playcalling or is that negated by Dr. Blitz?