2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[Oh8ch]

There are 3 threads on the UM board right now that define the state of Michigan football:

"Shea nearly starts"

"Butt nearly scores a TD"

"Jabrill nearly houses a punt"

All they have left are things that "nearly" happened.


Those who stay will nearly be champions

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If UM was a knight of the round table:

“Sir Robin the - not - quite - so - brave - as - Sir Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill!"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Frauds

 

[cincibuck]

So you didn’t think he was worthy of wearing the jersey number of TTUN’s first Heisman winner?

Most of you don’t realize that Brady Hoke only gave him the 98 so his jersey number would stay above his career turnovers.

Now, now. Play nice.

 

[Buckeye86]

There are 3 threads on the UM board right now that define the state of Michigan football:

"Shea nearly starts"

"Butt nearly scores a TD"

"Jabrill nearly houses a punt"

All they have left are things that "nearly" happened.


Those who stay will nearly be champions

If it weren’t for the 4 best teams on their schedule they’d consistently have better records than 9-4. It’s science.

 

[cincibuck]

If UM was a knight of the round table:

“Sir Robin the - not - quite - so - brave - as - Sir Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill!"

Sir McCaffrey stated his favorite color was blue, then appeared to question his choice. Not a good omen.

 

[cincibuck]

So their new QB standing behind their new OL has nobody to throw to.

Their entire offense is Chardonnay.

And a rather cheap Chardonnay at that. Not very buttery, no hint of oak, compares to Boone’s Farm Pear.

 

[colobuck79]

And a rather cheap Chardonnay at that. Not very buttery, no hint of oak, compares to Boone’s Farm Pear.

Careful now, I kissed my first girl on Boone’s Farm. It was glorious.

 

[scarletmike]

God I've missed those delicious DFBIA tears. Grade A ones today.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I’m sure their *checks notes* highly mediocre recruiting will inject the talent they need to bounce right back next year.

The sentiment seems to be that losing everyone is ok because it gives "a free year of preparation" for the whos knowns they throw in. Because its not going to be the exact same for everyone else.......

 

[Oh8ch]

Careful now, I kissed my first girl on Boone’s Farm. It was glorious.

Boone`s farm had llamas.

Are you sure that wasn't a llama?

They can be pretty glorious in their own right.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[BB73]

Boone`s farm had llamas.

Are you sure that wasn't a llama?

They can be pretty glorious in their own right.

He was just talking about his first kiss. You’re apparently talking about a more intimate sexual experience.

 

[BUCKINGFRONCO]

With scUM’s current lack of talent/departure of key players it suddenly seems quite plausible that Coach Day will make good on his threat to hang 100 on em!

 

[NFBuck]

The _ichigan social media/graphic arts folks have to be a deep cover trolling their fanbase, right?