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2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

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DaddyBigBucks said:
White-Flag Apathy:
"Your last statement pretty much says it all. As well as UM has been playing lately, OSU is just better. I’m sick to death playing OSU. I want UM to leave the big ten."
"I’m pretty sure at this point we will never beat OSU again. Day has no reason to leave and Harbaugh can’t beat OSU so who will. Whatever."
"At least we are used to it I guess."
"Why do I watch football?"
"I quit"
"I cant watch another year of THIS...just cant....im done"
"Lmao I don’t think we’ll ever beat osu. Fuck this program"
"This is why I want UM to leave the Big Ten. Seriously. What is the point of playing this sport if we continue to lose to OSU?"
"I hate this sport"
"Glad I’ve seen Michigan victories in my lifetime against OSU. Much like the Haley’s Comet I don’t think I’ll ever see it happen again...."
"We don’t deserve nice things"
"Is Oakland in play for Ryan Day?"
"Let's drop OSU and schedule ND every year"
"I give up on this team. They're never going to beat osu in my lifetime I'm only 40."
"At least the hope didn’t last too long"
"I’m genuinely cool to leave the Big Ten to coward out of playing this game until ... who cares how long"
"I checked out in this team awhile back. I gave Harbaugh the benefit of the doubt for this season and I was wrong. 104-56 or what never we have been out scores against OSU with a whole quarter left. Haven’t even sniffed a B1G championship game and players aren’t developing. I’m done. See y’all when this shit show moves on."
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This section in particular..

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Zippercat said:
May I add a point:

Post after post calls their coaches and players “stupid.” Sometimes they are stupid just as a general state of existence; other times they are stupid for a specific act, or failure to act, on the field. But in the middle of this there is a proposal that in order to compete with Ohio State for better players TSUN will need to lower their academic requirements!
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They really cling to that utter myth, don't they? When Rosen made his comments about academic standards for football players at UCLA, the average football SAT scores for the PAC schools were floating around. Stanford had the highest in the mid 1000 range........or in other words a full 300 points lower than an average freshman, at OHIO STATE. But tell me again, motherfucker, how Michigan has a team full of players who could have gotten into tsun on non-athletic merit. Honestly, they'd go 0-12 every single year if that were the case.
 
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DaddyBigBucks said:
My favorites can be categorized into just a few types:


Intentionally Humorous Snark:
"Metellus getting murdered by OSU. Name a more iconic duo. "
"We will always have the Schembechler Years on VHS."
"Smart strategy. Throw it to whoever Metellus is "covering.""
"Nothing’s more perfect than Harbaugh’s pants commercial immediately following OSU scoring to take a 19-point lead."
"I hope Metellus prepares for draft and skips the bowl game."
The Response: "Which draft are you talking about? The Ukrainian Semi-Pro League..."
"When the line opened at OSU -13 I remember one poster saying he was offended, bless his heart" (OSU up 3 td at the time)

Then there was the guy who posted "Remember when it was 6-0" every few minutes throughout the second half lol

Unintentionally Humorous
Many, Many posts about how the missed xp was going to come back to bite them. Sure it did, lol. Then there were these...
"I thought Seth's preview of the OSU offense said the OSU oline wasnt as good as the hype they had been getting?"
"Well gentlemen, it's time to discover the exact length, width, and depth of the shaft. It's been an honor posting with you."
"Maybe the 2nd half will be better"
"Do not lose heart. This is when champions are made" (posted multiple times with varying amounts of extra periods and capitalization)
"I had to stop watching, my heart just hurts. Let me know if we win. I love UoM sports but this is killing me. Harbaugh and this team deserves this win. osu is just too fucking much and we keep fucking up."
"Let us see how resilient they are in the second half. I am hopeful."
"OSU is plying with Meyer’s players, who are better than Michigan’s players, but chances are slim that Ryan Day will be able to keep things going quite this well."
Among the responses to the above: "Day is going to be fine. He inherited a machine and he looks pretty competent. Harbaugh can head to the NFL. We can lose to osu without him."

White-Flag Apathy:
"Your last statement pretty much says it all. As well as UM has been playing lately, OSU is just better. I’m sick to death playing OSU. I want UM to leave the big ten."
"I’m pretty sure at this point we will never beat OSU again. Day has no reason to leave and Harbaugh can’t beat OSU so who will. Whatever."
"At least we are used to it I guess."
"Why do I watch football?"
"I quit"
"I cant watch another year of THIS...just cant....im done"
"Lmao I don’t think we’ll ever beat osu. Fuck this program"
"This is why I want UM to leave the Big Ten. Seriously. What is the point of playing this sport if we continue to lose to OSU?"
"I hate this sport"
"Glad I’ve seen Michigan victories in my lifetime against OSU. Much like the Haley’s Comet I don’t think I’ll ever see it happen again...."
"We don’t deserve nice things"
"Is Oakland in play for Ryan Day?"
"Let's drop OSU and schedule ND every year"
"I give up on this team. They're never going to beat osu in my lifetime I'm only 40."
"At least the hope didn’t last too long"
"I’m genuinely cool to leave the Big Ten to coward out of playing this game until ... who cares how long"
"I checked out in this team awhile back. I gave Harbaugh the benefit of the doubt for this season and I was wrong. 104-56 or what never we have been out scores against OSU with a whole quarter left. Haven’t even sniffed a B1G championship game and players aren’t developing. I’m done. See y’all when this shit show moves on."

Bitching About the Refs
Far too much to just use a few examples, but there was this gem:
"Hate when these stupid mistakes negate our legit complaints about the refs"


Second Half was mostly anger. Not particularly entertaining except for when one guy posted "Fire Don Brown!!!!" 42 times in a row (literally 42, I counted) in the space of less than a minute when Ohio State still only had 35 points.

Gotta love the last post of the thread: "Maybe next year."
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At no point during the Cooper years did I even think for a second--much less wish for--leaving the Big Ten. My only thought was to get rid of Cooper so we could turn things around.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
At no point during the Cooper years did I even think for a second--much less wish for--leaving the Big Ten. My only thought was to get rid of Cooper so we could turn things around.
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Michigan already left the Big Ten once when they could no longer cheat. Maybe they'll leave the Big Ten again now they can longer compete.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
They really cling to that utter myth, don't they? When Rosen made his comments about academic standards for football players at UCLA, the average football SAT scores for the PAC schools were floating around. Stanford had the highest in the mid 1000 range........or in other words a full 300 points lower than an average freshman, at OHIO STATE. But tell me again, motherfucker, how Michigan has a team full of players who could have gotten into tsun on non-athletic merit. Honestly, they'd go 0-12 every single year if that were the case.
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It would look a lot like the service academies.
And even they find ways of bending the rules ('prep' schools)
 
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kujirakira said:
It would look a lot like the service academies.
And even they find ways of bending the rules ('prep' schools)
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Judging by their last tangle with a service academy that might just be the level playing field they are looking for.

Then again, service academy kids are actually the high level students that the DFBIA thinks tsun players are.
 
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