2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[ScriptOhio]

SKULL SESSION: DON BROWN TAKES THE BLAME FOR BACK-TO-BACK DRUBBINGS, VISUALIZING WHAT A SOCIAL-DISTANCED OHIO STADIUM COULD LOOK LIKE, AND HOW THE THAD FIVE STACKS UP IN THE ONE-AND-DONE ERA

DON BROWN WANTS THE BLAME. Don Brown's defense has shit the bed against Ohio State in back-to-back seasons, and he wants you to be sure to know that it's all his fault, not the players.

Brown's defenses have allowed a combined 118 points to the Buckeyes the past two seasons. In 2018, after a 62-39 loss in Columbus ended Michigan's playoff hopes, Brown was asked repeatedly about his top-ranked defense's performance. He said the Wolverines had an "outstanding year and a terrible week," while stressing the need to "man up" and "move on."

Thursday's comments about Ohio State took on a similar tone.

“And once again, the Ohio State game was a huge negative for us," Brown said. "So I’m not gonna live in that world. And I don’t want the players to live in that world. We acknowledge it, we move on from it, and hopefully I do a better job. Cause I don’t blame players for anything, OK? You blame the old guy, right here. OK?

"I gotta do a better job getting our guys ready and I promise you I’m going to. I didn’t mean to get, like, heavy there.”

Wait, so we have to choose between Michigan's coaching staff's general incompetence and the very clear gigantic talent gap between the players on the field? That hardly seems fair or realistic.

But honestly Don, sure. If the fingers have to point in one direction, I'll gladly send the blame your way. I don't need much convincing.

A year ago, your defense allowed the worst defensive performance in Michigan's history in The Game, then after a year of preparation to face that same team with a first-year head coach and a first-year quarterback in your home stadium, it was worse.

Personally, though, I don't really care whose fault it is. All I know is it's getting to the point where I genuinely believe I could mail you Ohio State's playbook and walkthrough and you'd still get your teeth kicked in.

Maybe Ryan Day should try that; it would at least keep things interesting for longer than a quarter.

Entire article: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/skul...ings-visualizing-what-a-social-distanced-ohio

Wait, so we have to choose between Michigan's coaching staff's general incompetence and the very clear gigantic talent gap between the players on the field?

Why don't we have both?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Abenaki]

Just for the fun of it...MGoBlow in game thread from The Game 2019

If you've got some time to rub one out over the weekend, this is the material.

Perkis-Size Me

November 30th, 2019 at 12:14 PM ^

Hope to god that one point isn’t the difference.

Just skimmed through real quick...don't think he has to worry too much.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Just for the fun of it...MGoBlow in game thread from The Game 2019

If you've got some time to rub one out over the weekend, this is the material.

PREGAME

Ohio State has not played any team this season, with anywhere near the talent that Michigan has.

3 jets are flying over the Busch's parking lot. The Buckeyes are about to get bombed to Bolivia.

OSU in their regular unis for once in The Game. Good sign for us.

THE HIGH POINT (scUM's 1st Drive of The Game)

Right down the field and right up their ass! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

Speed in space mutha fuckas.

Ohio just got punched in the face.

REALITY SETS IN (Ohio State's 1st Drive of The Game)

Running through our line like it's not there

How is he that wide open!!!!

How the fuck are we not ready for that. Jesus. No chance stopping this team. Brown owned again

Lol same old story

At this point, not even halfway through the 1st quarter, DFBIA already knows that their team is toast. So MGoBlow devolves into: (a) whining about the refs; (b) whining about Delaney [sic]; (c) stupid play calling on offense; and/or (d) Don Brown's big game choke jobs. A couple of DFBIA'ers get it pretty close....

Game over. 49-6.

Dobbins is going to run for over 200 yards if we don’t slow the run down

Then, the JINX....

Not impressed with Fields so far.

Fields does not look that great. I’m confident if we can contain dobbins we have a shot.

The longer fields struggles in the pass game the more uncomfortable he’s gonna get on the road.

THE CRUSHING BLOW (Ohio State's 3rd Drive of The Game: Fields to Olave for 57-yard TD)

Damn. I was just about to say make Fields throw...

Metellus getting murdered by OSU. Name a more iconic duo.

Was waiting for a deep pass for td. We don’t have sufficient speed to cover their ridiculous wrs.

Point blank. It’s plays like that why we are Ohio States bitch

A BRIEF GLIMMER OF HOPE (scUM scores right before the end of the 1st Quarter)

THIS is how you respond. GO BLUE!

What happen there to all the losers who said the game was over?

HELLO: BIG 12 FOOTBALL. We're gonna win this bitch Oklahoma-style.

No reason to run the ball, throw it all day long. Shea has been throwing with conviction and putting the ball in perfect spots!

Then it's back to whining about the refs, Delaney [sic], Don Brown, O$U, Luckeyes, etc. etc. ... until finally, a call for Michigan to leave the Big Ten. And The Game is barely an hour old at this point. Glorious!

Fast forward to midway through 3rd quarter, Ohio State is up 35-16 with the ball, Justin Fields gets injured, and the Leaders and Best show their true colors (Piss and Bruise)....

Hopefully every ligament is torn

Fuck it. I hope he’s done for the season. Fuck OSU.

Fuck Ohio. Their immorality, their POS fans and everything else. Fuck them

A few sane comments like this....

Don Brown can’t even stop Chris Chugunov and Master Teague III. Can we please stop pretending he’s good at his job?

And then the DAGGER (Fields returns, rolls left, hits Garrett Wilson in end zone for 30-yard TD)

Wow

I don't even know what to say anymore

Destruction as usual....Embarrassed as usual....

At this point, Harbaugh enters the scene as a target of scUM whining/bashing. I'll leave you with this final thought....

Clean house.

Now go call your doctor.

 

[NFBuck]

Just for the fun of it...MGoBlow in game thread from The Game 2019

If you've got some time to rub one out over the weekend, this is the material.

I'll make time.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

PREGAME

​

THE HIGH POINT (scUM's 1st Drive of The Game)

​

REALITY SETS IN (Ohio State's 1st Drive of The Game)

​

At this point, not even halfway through the 1st quarter, DFBIA already knows that their team is toast. So MGoBlow devolves into: (a) whining about the refs; (b) whining about Delaney [sic]; (c) stupid play calling on offense; and/or (d) Don Brown's big game choke jobs. A couple of DFBIA'ers get it pretty close....

​

Then, the JINX....

​

THE CRUSHING BLOW (Ohio State's 3rd Drive of The Game: Fields to Olave for 57-yard TD)

​

A BRIEF GLIMMER OF HOPE (scUM scores right before the end of the 1st Quarter)

​

Then it's back to whining about the refs, Delaney [sic], Don Brown, O$U, Luckeyes, etc. etc. ... until finally, a call for Michigan to leave the Big Ten. And The Game is barely an hour old at this point. Glorious!

Fast forward to midway through 3rd quarter, Ohio State is up 35-16 with the ball, Justin Fields gets injured, and the Leaders and Best show their true colors (Piss and Bruise)....

​

A few sane comments like this....

​

And then the Dagger (Fields returns, rolls left, hits Garrett Wilson in end zone for 30-yard TD)

​

At this point, Harbaugh enters the scene as a target of scUM whining/bashing. I'll leave you with this final thought....

​

Now go call your doctor.

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[Jaxbuck]

NSFW

Spoiler

View attachment 25779

classic

 

[NFBuck]

PREGAME

​

THE HIGH POINT (scUM's 1st Drive of The Game)

​

REALITY SETS IN (Ohio State's 1st Drive of The Game)

​

At this point, not even halfway through the 1st quarter, DFBIA already knows that their team is toast. So MGoBlow devolves into: (a) whining about the refs; (b) whining about Delaney [sic]; (c) stupid play calling on offense; and/or (d) Don Brown's big game choke jobs. A couple of DFBIA'ers get it pretty close....

​

Then, the JINX....

​

THE CRUSHING BLOW (Ohio State's 3rd Drive of The Game: Fields to Olave for 57-yard TD)

​

A BRIEF GLIMMER OF HOPE (scUM scores right before the end of the 1st Quarter)

​

Then it's back to whining about the refs, Delaney [sic], Don Brown, O$U, Luckeyes, etc. etc. ... until finally, a call for Michigan to leave the Big Ten. And The Game is barely an hour old at this point. Glorious!

Fast forward to midway through 3rd quarter, Ohio State is up 35-16 with the ball, Justin Fields gets injured, and the Leaders and Best show their true colors (Piss and Bruise)....

​

A few sane comments like this....

​

And then the DAGGER (Fields returns, rolls left, hits Garrett Wilson in end zone for 30-yard TD)

​

At this point, Harbaugh enters the scene as a target of scUM whining/bashing. I'll leave you with this final thought....

​

Now go call your doctor.

Would you like cash, card or money order?

 

[colobuck79]

Pure *ichigan.

taistreetsmyhero

November 30th, 2019 at 12:14 PM ^

That missed PAT is really gonna hurt when we only win by 34

 

[NFBuck]

Just for the fun of it...MGoBlow in game thread from The Game 2019

If you've got some time to rub one out over the weekend, this is the material.

Reading through this, I forgot that #mobmove Gattis' big offensive "wrinkle" for this game was trying to run the wildcat into one of the best DLs in the country. That's the mind they're relying on to drag their dead-dick offense into the 21st century.

 

[Zippercat]

PREGAME

​

THE HIGH POINT (scUM's 1st Drive of The Game)

​

REALITY SETS IN (Ohio State's 1st Drive of The Game)

​

Then, the JINX....

​

THE CRUSHING BLOW (Ohio State's 3rd Drive of The Game: Fields to Olave for 57-yard TD)

​

A BRIEF GLIMMER OF HOPE (scUM scores right before the end of the 1st Quarter)

​

A few sane comments like this....

​

And then the DAGGER (Fields returns, rolls left, hits Garrett Wilson in end zone for 30-yard TD)

​

Now go call your doctor.

May I add a point:

Post after post calls their coaches and players “stupid.” Sometimes they are stupid just as a general state of existence; other times they are stupid for a specific act, or failure to act, on the field. But in the middle of this there is a proposal that in order to compete with Ohio State for better players TSUN will need to lower their academic requirements!

 

[NFBuck]

May I add a point:

Post after post calls their coaches and players “stupid.” Sometimes they are stupid just as a general state of existence; other times they are stupid for a specific act, or failure to act, on the field. But in the middle of this there is a proposal that in order to compete with Ohio State for better players TSUN will need to lower their academic requirements!

DFBIA

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Just for the fun of it...MGoBlow in game thread from The Game 2019

If you've got some time to rub one out over the weekend, this is the material.

My favorites can be categorized into just a few types:


Intentionally Humorous Snark:
"Metellus getting murdered by OSU. Name a more iconic duo. "
"We will always have the Schembechler Years on VHS."
"Smart strategy. Throw it to whoever Metellus is "covering.""
"Nothing’s more perfect than Harbaugh’s pants commercial immediately following OSU scoring to take a 19-point lead."
"I hope Metellus prepares for draft and skips the bowl game."
The Response: "Which draft are you talking about? The Ukrainian Semi-Pro League..."
"When the line opened at OSU -13 I remember one poster saying he was offended, bless his heart" (OSU up 3 td at the time)

Then there was the guy who posted "Remember when it was 6-0" every few minutes throughout the second half lol

Unintentionally Humorous
Many, Many posts about how the missed xp was going to come back to bite them. Sure it did, lol. Then there were these...
"I thought Seth's preview of the OSU offense said the OSU oline wasnt as good as the hype they had been getting?"
"Well gentlemen, it's time to discover the exact length, width, and depth of the shaft. It's been an honor posting with you."
"Maybe the 2nd half will be better"
"Do not lose heart. This is when champions are made" (posted multiple times with varying amounts of extra periods and capitalization)
"I had to stop watching, my heart just hurts. Let me know if we win. I love UoM sports but this is killing me. Harbaugh and this team deserves this win. osu is just too fucking much and we keep fucking up."
"Let us see how resilient they are in the second half. I am hopeful."
"OSU is plying with Meyer’s players, who are better than Michigan’s players, but chances are slim that Ryan Day will be able to keep things going quite this well."
Among the responses to the above: "Day is going to be fine. He inherited a machine and he looks pretty competent. Harbaugh can head to the NFL. We can lose to osu without him."

White-Flag Apathy:
"Your last statement pretty much says it all. As well as UM has been playing lately, OSU is just better. I’m sick to death playing OSU. I want UM to leave the big ten."
"I’m pretty sure at this point we will never beat OSU again. Day has no reason to leave and Harbaugh can’t beat OSU so who will. Whatever."
"At least we are used to it I guess."
"Why do I watch football?"
"I quit"
"I cant watch another year of THIS...just cant....im done"
"Lmao I don’t think we’ll ever beat osu. Fuck this program"
"This is why I want UM to leave the Big Ten. Seriously. What is the point of playing this sport if we continue to lose to OSU?"
"I hate this sport"
"Glad I’ve seen Michigan victories in my lifetime against OSU. Much like the Haley’s Comet I don’t think I’ll ever see it happen again...."
"We don’t deserve nice things"
"Is Oakland in play for Ryan Day?"
"Let's drop OSU and schedule ND every year"
"I give up on this team. They're never going to beat osu in my lifetime I'm only 40."
"At least the hope didn’t last too long"
"I’m genuinely cool to leave the Big Ten to coward out of playing this game until ... who cares how long"
"I checked out in this team awhile back. I gave Harbaugh the benefit of the doubt for this season and I was wrong. 104-56 or what never we have been out scores against OSU with a whole quarter left. Haven’t even sniffed a B1G championship game and players aren’t developing. I’m done. See y’all when this shit show moves on."

Bitching About the Refs
Far too much to just use a few examples, but there was this gem:
"Hate when these stupid mistakes negate our legit complaints about the refs"


Second Half was mostly anger. Not particularly entertaining except for when one guy posted "Fire Don Brown!!!!" 42 times in a row (literally 42, I counted) in the space of less than a minute when Ohio State still only had 35 points.

Gotta love the last post of the thread: "Maybe next year."

 

[colobuck79]

My favorites can be categorized into just a few types:


Intentionally Humorous Snark:
"Metellus getting murdered by OSU. Name a more iconic duo. "
"We will always have the Schembechler Years on VHS."
"Smart strategy. Throw it to whoever Metellus is "covering.""
"Nothing’s more perfect than Harbaugh’s pants commercial immediately following OSU scoring to take a 19-point lead."
"I hope Metellus prepares for draft and skips the bowl game."
The Response: "Which draft are you talking about? The Ukrainian Semi-Pro League..."
"When the line opened at OSU -13 I remember one poster saying he was offended, bless his heart" (OSU up 3 td at the time)

Then there was the guy who posted "Remember when it was 6-0" every few minutes throughout the second half lol

Unintentionally Humorous
Many, Many posts about how the missed xp was going to come back to bite them. Sure it did, lol. Then there were these...
"I thought Seth's preview of the OSU offense said the OSU oline wasnt as good as the hype they had been getting?"
"Well gentlemen, it's time to discover the exact length, width, and depth of the shaft. It's been an honor posting with you."
"Maybe the 2nd half will be better"
"Do not lose heart. This is when champions are made" (posted multiple times with varying amounts of extra periods and capitalization)
"I had to stop watching, my heart just hurts. Let me know if we win. I love UoM sports but this is killing me. Harbaugh and this team deserves this win. osu is just too fucking much and we keep fucking up."
"Let us see how resilient they are in the second half. I am hopeful."
"OSU is plying with Meyer’s players, who are better than Michigan’s players, but chances are slim that Ryan Day will be able to keep things going quite this well."
Among the responses to the above: "Day is going to be fine. He inherited a machine and he looks pretty competent. Harbaugh can head to the NFL. We can lose to osu without him."

White-Flag Apathy:
"Your last statement pretty much says it all. As well as UM has been playing lately, OSU is just better. I’m sick to death playing OSU. I want UM to leave the big ten."
"I’m pretty sure at this point we will never beat OSU again. Day has no reason to leave and Harbaugh can’t beat OSU so who will. Whatever."
"At least we are used to it I guess."
"Why do I watch football?"
"I quit"
"I cant watch another year of THIS...just cant....im done"
"Lmao I don’t think we’ll ever beat osu. Fuck this program"
"This is why I want UM to leave the Big Ten. Seriously. What is the point of playing this sport if we continue to lose to OSU?"
"I hate this sport"
"Glad I’ve seen Michigan victories in my lifetime against OSU. Much like the Haley’s Comet I don’t think I’ll ever see it happen again...."
"We don’t deserve nice things"
"Is Oakland in play for Ryan Day?"
"Let's drop OSU and schedule ND every year"
"I give up on this team. They're never going to beat osu in my lifetime I'm only 40."
"At least the hope didn’t last too long"
"I’m genuinely cool to leave the Big Ten to coward out of playing this game until ... who cares how long"
"I checked out in this team awhile back. I gave Harbaugh the benefit of the doubt for this season and I was wrong. 104-56 or what never we have been out scores against OSU with a whole quarter left. Haven’t even sniffed a B1G championship game and players aren’t developing. I’m done. See y’all when this shit show moves on."

Bitching About the Refs
Far too much to just use a few examples, but there was this gem:
"Hate when these stupid mistakes negate our legit complaints about the refs"


Second Half was mostly anger. Not particularly entertaining except for when one guy posted "Fire Don Brown!!!!" 42 times in a row (literally 42, I counted) in the space of less than a minute when Ohio State still only had 35 points.

Gotta love the last post of the thread: "Maybe next year."

You are doing God's work there sir.