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2019-20 Bowl games (non-CFP) thread

https://www.bannersociety.com/2020/1/4/21049673/bowl-sponsors-advertisements-day-in-the-life

I attempted to imagine the one exact person every bowl game’s sponsor is advertising to this year. The following is a typical day in Bowl Man’s life, where I think you’ll see that they’re basically like every other American: hungry, in need of real and imaginary money, and driving a car while eating half a box of name brand snack crackers.

12:30 - 1:30 p.m. Lunch! Bowl sponsors believe I need food, and brother are they ever right. Building a fortune off fast consumer loans can really work up quite an appetite. I crack out the credit card for Outback Steakhouse (Outback Bowl) for appetizers, enjoying a Bloomin’ Onion all to myself before a quick spin through the Chick-Fil-A (Peach Bowl) drive-thru for a spicy chicken sandwich. Full, but not dead yet, I decamp to Walk-On’s (Independence Bowl) for a ribeye po’ boy, boudin balls, and seven beers before heading to Tropical Smoothie Cafe (Frisco Bowl) for dessert.
 
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That's nuts! Say they do somehow get everyone to call them "The University of Louisiana". What does that make Monroe?

not sure on that one.
I know a few alum. Some still call it Northeast.
Some just call it Monroe.

Guy i graduated HS with is in their baseball Hall of Fame.
I’ll have to ask his opinion if that one.

Another alum I know absolutely despises all other in state schools except Nicholls (both his sons played baseball there).
I can only imagine what he’d say on the subject.


jesus Louisiana has waaaaaaay too many 4 year colleges for its population.

states with more people but fewer colleges:
Arizona
Washington
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Alabama
South Carolina
Colorado
Indiana (ok, they technically have 2 more but have 2 million more people too)
 
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Fredo in the first quarter:

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Fredo by the fourth quarter:

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