• Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
  • Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!

CFB Weekly Thread 2017 CFB Week 4 Open Thread

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
Made a Home Depot run first thing this morning because I fix my own fucking toilet when the handle breaks. As I pull up, I see a ladder going up to the third floor on my tsun power couple's house (banker with the bitter beer face and her big health insurance company whore husband) with some 60 year old guy up there washing the windows. These weak ass fucks can't even wash their own windows. And that's not the half of it. They literally hire people to do everything.
 
Upvote 0
ORD_Buckeye said:
Made a Home Depot run first thing this morning because I fix my own fucking toilet when the handle breaks. As I pull up, I see a ladder going up to the third floor on my tsun power couple's house (banker with the bitter beer face and her big health insurance company whore husband) with some 60 year old guy up there washing the windows. These weak ass fucks can't even wash their own windows. And that's not the half of it. They literally hire people to do everything.
Click to expand...
My bitch sister in law would approve. Didn`t want her son to learn how to oil a door hing, because he`s gonna hire folks to do that kind of stuff don`t you know....
 
Upvote 0
ORD_Buckeye said:
Made a Home Depot run first thing this morning because I fix my own fucking toilet when the handle breaks. As I pull up, I see a ladder going up to the third floor on my tsun power couple's house (banker with the bitter beer face and her big health insurance company whore husband) with some 60 year old guy up there washing the windows. These weak ass fucks can't even wash their own windows. And that's not the half of it. They literally hire people to do everything.
Click to expand...

What you need:

1) Scarlet paint
2) Paper
3) Slingshot
4) Random “damn kids” remark during next earshot contact with neighbors
 
Upvote 0
buckeyebri said:
My bitch sister in law would approve. Didn`t want her son to learn how to oil a door hing, because he`s gonna hire folks to do that kind of stuff don`t you know....
Click to expand...

They're fucking ridiculous. They paid 67K to put a new deck on their garage. I saw these weird slanted braces on the back of it, and I thought they were putting solar panels in. Nope. That's apparently some special design to keep the rats out of their back yard. I literally couldn't help myself from laughing. You live in central Chicago. There is no way to keep rats out. I guess that tsun degree can't help you from getting conned by some Ukranian deck builder.
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top