2015 Week 4 CFB Open Thread

[Saw31]

If I'm an elite athlete I pick baseball every time. The salaries are ridiculous and you can play forever. Unless you're a badass golfer, then you play golf and make big money until you die or get eaten by a Kraken...

 

[Palpie]

Am i in the wrong forum? I thought this was the week 4 cfb open thread, but apparently i opened the faggity ass baseball thread.

 

[Saw31]

Am i in the wrong forum? I thought this was the week 4 cfb open thread, but apparently i opened the faggity ass baseball thread.

Ohhh, can't hit the curve and gotta hate!

 

[Dryden]

If I'm an elite athlete I pick baseball every time. The salaries are ridiculous and you can play forever. Unless you're a badass golfer, then you play golf and make big money until you die or get eaten by a Kraken...

Yeah, golf is where its at. I'd be lighting up smokes, pounding beers, and wearing my pajamas like John Daly.

 

[Saw31]

I tried finding my drunk thread and ended up here. It happens.

I could've been a contender!!!!

 

[dragurd]

I tried finding my drunk thread and ended up here. It happens.

I could've been a contender!!!!

At the game of drink?

 

[Dryden]

Am i in the wrong forum? I thought this was the week 4 cfb open thread, but apparently i opened the faggity ass baseball thread.

Week 4 is over. Time to kick back and reminisce about that time we all scored 4 TDs in a game for Polk High.

 

[Saw31]

I'll tell you right now that I could've suited up for the Utes and got in the box score. I'm old, but I'd fucking catch a swing pass for a couple yard loss...

 

[Saw31]

LOL espn doing the "Horseshoe - Bronco's foot" speech.

Bwahahahaha.

Fleck -> Buckeye boot...

 

[Dryden]

LOL espn doing the "Horseshoe - Bronco's foot" speech.

Bwahahahaha.

Fleck -> Buckeye boot...

Too bad Adolphus broke off an oar in their ass.

Row the boat!

 

[Dryden]

Do broncos have feet? Aren't they hooves?

 

[Saw31]

Do broncos have feet? Aren't they hooves?

Hooves or Paw. Gotta hack it off...

 

[Saw31]

Just saw that fucking Derek Jeter was at the game up north vs. BYU today. If you didn't already have herpes, you do now...Douchebag-Americans.

 

[Saw31]

Remember the first time you saw your favorite Seinfeld episode? Remember how it was the funniest fucking thing you've ever seen?


Texas highlights are on right now...

 

[Dryden]

Remember the first time you saw your favorite Seinfeld episode? Remember how it was the funniest fucking thing you've ever seen?


Texas highlights are on right now...

Texas highlights aren't sponge worthy.