2015 Week 4 CFB Open Thread

[buckeyemania11]

Uncle Lester is going to run Fournette into the ground, he literally is their whole offense. There's going to be a point in the year where wear and tear gets to him against a tougher defense and the LSU QB is going to have to win the game, which I'd bet against any day.

 

[Nutriaitch]

Uncle Lester is going to run Fournette into the ground, he literally is their whole offense. There's going to be a point in the year where wear and tear gets to him against a tougher defense and the LSU QB is going to have to win the game, which I'd bet against any day.

oh please, this is LSU you're talking about here. That's not how this is going to go down.

when we go up against Bama, they'll shut down the run. Our QB will miraculously have the game of his life giving LSU the lead late.
then our otherwise solid defense will conveniently forget that the games lasts a minimum of 60 minutes and just quit playing with less than 5 minutes to go and give up a game winning score.


P.S. a very similar scenario will play out against Ole Piss. Only those redneck fucktards will suddenly remember that they're Ole Piss in November and completely choke on their own minuscule cocks allowing LSU to win.

In between those 2 games LSU will never actually realize that they have to play a game against Arkansas until after they lose that game.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

You forgot about lining up for a 58 yard field goal with :12 left in a game (Les used all 3 timeouts during halftime for some reason) and down by 4 points. It's a fake and the defense sniffs it out, but the holder shakes off 3 potential tacklers and heaves a Hail Mary that is caught in the end zone by Odell Beckham in disguise. It's the Les Miles way.

 

[Nutriaitch]

You forgot about lining up for a 58 yard field goal with :12 left in a game (Les used all 3 timeouts during halftime for some reason) and down by 4 points. It's a fake and the defense sniffs it out, but the holder shakes off 3 potential tacklers and heaves a Hail Mary that is caught in the end zone by Odell Beckham in disguise. It's the Les Miles way.

nah, it will be intercepted in the end zone, but the defender will fumbled it around the 15, kicked into the end zone by our center and recovered by the left tackle.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

oh please, this is LSU you're talking about here. That's not how this is going to go down.

when we go up against Bama, they'll shut down the run. Our QB will miraculously have the game of his life giving LSU the lead late.
then our otherwise solid defense will conveniently forget that the games lasts a minimum of 60 minutes and just quit playing with less than 5 minutes to go and give up a game winning score.


P.S. a very similar scenario will play out against Ole Piss. Only those redneck fucktards will suddenly remember that they're Ole Piss in November and completely choke on their own minuscule cocks allowing LSU to win.

In between those 2 games LSU will never actually realize that they have to play a game against Arkansas until after they lose that game.

It seems like you have been here before.

 

[Nutriaitch]

It seems like you have been here before.

It's like Deja vu all over again

 

[MaxBuck]

oh please, this is LSU you're talking about here. That's not how this is going to go down.

when we go up against Bama, they'll shut down the run. Our QB will miraculously have the game of his life giving LSU the lead late.
then our otherwise solid defense will conveniently forget that the games lasts a minimum of 60 minutes and just quit playing with less than 5 minutes to go and give up a game winning score.


P.S. a very similar scenario will play out against Ole Piss. Only those redneck fucktards will suddenly remember that they're Ole Piss in November and completely choke on their own minuscule cocks allowing LSU to win.

In between those 2 games LSU will never actually realize that they have to play a game against Arkansas until after they lose that game.

Jeebus. You sound like my last boss giving me my annual performance review.