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2015 Week 4 CFB Open Thread

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This week's games.





My video game mostly-drunk opinion to equip your badass college football character.




Magic Underwear ---- +6 to virginity, 3 week cooldown between casting Hail Mary.

TCU ---- +100% to magic find. +20% to smite your STD addled enemies with the Hand of God.

Autzen Stadium ---- +10 to hype, +25% to shit the bed to a team that plays defense.

Razorpigs ---- +80% to embarrassment, +42% of marital property surrendered in divorce.

Longhorns ---- +15 to swinging dick, +100% to tripping over your own swinging dick.

SEC ---- +100% to ranked teams, +100% to ranked teams.

PAC ---- -30% to awake viewers, -100% to awake viewers when the Ducks lose 62 to 20.
 
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Baseball players talking about "playing their asses off". I should've concentrated on baseball instead of basketball. Get fat, play for a hundred years and make $20 billion a year. The only problem, baseball is soooo fucking boring to practice. Games are awesome, but practice?

Don't get me wrong, I never got fat enough to play baseball. I stole bases like a Rutgers linebacker steals a television, but never grew large enough to be MLB...
 
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Saw31 said:
Baseball players talking about "playing their asses off". I should've concentrated on baseball instead of basketball. Get fat, play for a hundred years and make $20 billion a year. The only problem, baseball is soooo fucking boring to practice. Games are awesome, but practice?

Don't get me wrong, I never got fat enough to play baseball. I stole bases like a Rutgers linebacker steals a television, but never grew large enough to be MLB...
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First time I saw a breaking ball from a left handed pitcher I was like, "Fuck this. You win. I quit."
 
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Dryden said:
First time I saw a breaking ball from a left handed pitcher I was like, "Fuck this. You win. I quit."
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I was a switch hitter and was probably better from the left side (I'm a righty). But my skinny ass never would've been able to hit the ball out of the infield in a real MLB stadium...I stunted my growth with all the drinking and smoking when I was in high school. If I knew then what I know now. Goddamnit. I would've guzzled milk and farted through silk.
 
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dragurd said:
Lol I was a catcher took one probably about 85 in the nuts once. Needless to say the pitcher was not my friend the rest of the day
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Ouch. I believe it. Until you see the shit in person, people don't get it.

I used to go to a batting cage that had 90 mph balls. It was just the wheels though so no arm wind up to get your timing. That ball would be behind me before I knew it was coming. LOL. But there were dudes there that hit those balls...
 
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dragurd said:
Aww come on that's an awful lot of quit. Should have at least taken an 80 mph fastball high and tight to scare you off.
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I grew up three houses down the street from a family that had five brothers that all played sports at a pretty high level, the oldest played baseball for Notre Dame and the youngest was on the sideline as a third/fourth string QB for ASU in the 97 Rose Bowl.

Saw plenty of fastballs from kids far older than me in the sandlots growing up since I had to play with older kids if I wanted to play anything at all. Never saw a lefty that could locate off-speed stuff. Once I did, I knew I should probably pick a different sport.
 
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Dryden said:
I grew up three houses down the street from a family that had five brothers that all played sports at a pretty high level, the oldest played baseball for Notre Dame and the youngest was on the sideline as a third/fourth string QB for ASU in the 97 Rose Bowl.

Saw plenty of fastballs from kids far older than me in the sandlots growing up since I had to play with older kids if I wanted to play anything at all. Never saw a lefty that could locate off-speed stuff. Once I did, I knew I should probably pick a different sport.
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Lol I still miss it every spring. Never got passed the highschool level at a small school I should have tried out for the club team at OSU at least but tryouts being as soon as you came back from summer vacation was always such a bummer. Especially with no one to practice with during the summer

Our best pitcher went to Wright State then quit like a bitch as soon as things weren't going his way,.
 
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