2014 Week 2 B1G FB Open Thread

[Saw31]

That begs the question...You math nerds out there.

How many beers an hour must one drink to keep a full supply of urine balloons if you were to throw, say, 2 urine balloons an hour at the opposing team's band?

Let's assume urine balloon thrower has fully functioning kidneys...

The correct answer? A duck. [/montypython]

 

[LostLassie]

Never mind. Looks like W managed to score an actual touchdown while I was channel surfing.

Stat that would be interesting to know: What are the most safeties that were ever scored in one game?

 

[Saw31]

Stat that would be interesting to know: What are the most safeties that were ever scored in one game while wearing black jerseys?

fify

 

[Saw31]

Lot of empty seats at the Big Beaver in Slaphappy Valley...

 

[Saw31]

Haha. Mack Brown bringing the Smack down on Ped State. Hahahahaha

 

[Saw31]

Jesus Purdue.

 

[NFBuck]

I don't think Hazell is going to make it to year three. They are embarrassingly bad.

 

[Buckeneye]

Dear god, the dig against Mack had me laughing my ass off. Those two are probably going to swing on each other during the commercial break.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

I don't think Hazell is going to make it to year three. They are embarrassingly bad.

If it wasn't Purdue I'd say he'd be lucky to make it to the homecoming game against Iowa. How Purdue manages to play us like it's the National Championship game but can't handle a MAC team is beyond me.

 

[Mike80]

Purdue's gameplan looks like this:

 

[Saw31]

Akron kicks a FG.

7-3

 

[Telekinesis]

Akron kicks a FG.

7-3

And then knocks the balls off the return man. Nice hit.

 

[OHSportsFan]

I love Hazell. He's one of our own and I truly believe he is a good coach.

But this is bad. They need to be better.

 

[Jake]

Yeah, looking like half this conference is going to suck some B1G donkey balls this year...

Get used to it. EAST > west

 

[scarletmike]

Purdon't is just turrible.