God, I really want the Varmints to execute the deathblow this weekend, but the thing is, they can't beat scUM. Even when scUM is epically bad (2008), the Varmints can't get it done...6-29. When scUM's thoroughly mediocre, and coming off a drubbing to corn (2012), they can't get it done...13-35. When they're quite bad, and coming off two narrow escapes to two crap teams (2013), they can't get it done...13-42. In short, you can't count on the fucking varmints for anything. I fully expect Suga Shane to go out and be spectacularly mediocre and get credit for righting their sinking ship because minny is a [Mark May]show and scUM's defense hands them their furry asses as usual.
Fuck you, Minnesota. You suck.