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2014 TSUN Football News

To Bill Martin!

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That magnificent sumbitch!
 
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God, I really want the Varmints to execute the deathblow this weekend, but the thing is, they can't beat scUM. Even when scUM is epically bad (2008), the Varmints can't get it done...6-29. When scUM's thoroughly mediocre, and coming off a drubbing to corn (2012), they can't get it done...13-35. When they're quite bad, and coming off two narrow escapes to two crap teams (2013), they can't get it done...13-42. In short, you can't count on the fucking varmints for anything. I fully expect Suga Shane to go out and be spectacularly mediocre and get credit for righting their sinking ship because minny is a shitshow and scUM's defense hands them their furry asses as usual.

Fuck you, Minnesota. You suck.
 
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God, I really want the Varmints to execute the deathblow this weekend, but the thing is, they can't beat scUM. Even when scUM is epically bad (2008), the Varmints can't get it done...6-29. When scUM's thoroughly mediocre, and coming off a drubbing to corn (2012), they can't get it done...13-35. When they're quite bad, and coming off two narrow escapes to two crap teams (2013), they can't get it done...13-42. In short, you can't count on the fucking varmints for anything. I fully expect Suga Shane to go out and be spectacularly mediocre and get credit for righting their sinking ship because minny is a [Mark May]show and scUM's defense hands them their furry asses as usual.

Fuck you, Minnesota. You suck.

This.

I was going to post something similar. Even when scUM seems to be on life support Minny isn't ever able to deliver the kill shot.

I fully expect scUM to beat Minny's ass bloody this weekend.
 
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God, I really want the Varmints to execute the deathblow this weekend, but the thing is, they can't beat scUM. Even when scUM is epically bad (2008), the Varmints can't get it done...6-29. When scUM's thoroughly mediocre, and coming off a drubbing to corn (2012), they can't get it done...13-35. When they're quite bad, and coming off two narrow escapes to two crap teams (2013), they can't get it done...13-42. In short, you can't count on the fucking varmints for anything. I fully expect Suga Shane to go out and be spectacularly mediocre and get credit for righting their sinking ship because minny is a [Mark May]show and scUM's defense hands them their furry asses as usual.

Fuck you, Minnesota. You suck.
This.

I was going to post something similar. Even when scUM seems to be on life support Minny isn't ever able to deliver the kill shot.

I fully expect scUM to beat Minny's ass bloody this weekend.

There's a really good reason for this...

As you know, they play for the "Little Brown Jug" What you probably didn't know is that Jug is full of diarrhea
 
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http://www.freep.com/story/sports/c...23/michigan-football-michael-taylor/16097329/

I know this article was already posted somewhere here. I didn't read it all then. But then I read more later and now I don't know who originally linked it. Anyway, a little off-topic of the original thread, but check this out:
But I played on one of only six teams that won the Rose Bowl in 135 years at Michigan in football.

Michigan only won 6 Rose Bowls?

According to Wikipedia, they won 8. 1902, 1948, 1951, 1965, 1981, 1989, 1993, and 1998. 12 losses. Ohio State has only won 7, with 7 losses.
Michael Taylor was part of that 1988-1989 team that won their 6th win.

Anyway, screw them right in their screw-holes.
 
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There's a really good reason for this...

As you know, they play for the "Little Brown Jug" What you probably didn't know is that Jug is full of diarrhea

I told them not to let joesus borrow it, but they didn't listen.

Hey, it was either the Jug or ruin yet another perfectly good pair of pants.

Whoa, I just figured out what that "Legs" thingy is that the Pedsters are so fond of:

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It's Joe's trousers running for their life.
 
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God, I really want the Varmints to execute the deathblow this weekend, but the thing is, they can't beat scUM. Even when scUM is epically bad (2008), the Varmints can't get it done...6-29. When scUM's thoroughly mediocre, and coming off a drubbing to corn (2012), they can't get it done...13-35. When they're quite bad, and coming off two narrow escapes to two crap teams (2013), they can't get it done...13-42. In short, you can't count on the fucking varmints for anything. I fully expect Suga Shane to go out and be spectacularly mediocre and get credit for righting their sinking ship because minny is a [Mark May]show and scUM's defense hands them their furry asses as usual.

Fuck you, Minnesota. You suck.

I have always struggled to find a reason to hate Minnesota. Now I have their inability to deliver the deathblow. :biggrin2:

I agree - there is no indication that they can pull it off - which will make it that much better if they do.
 
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