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2014 TSUN Football News

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MaxBuck said:
Given Ken's apparent anatomical shortcoming, poor Barbie.
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Given that both of them now have their underwear inseparably molded into their bodies, it's kind of a moot point, anyway. Mattel's version of a permanent chastity belt, I guess. Perhaps they finally remembered that the real Ken was actually Barbie's brother. (Which opens the door for a whole new toy line of Way Down South Barbie & Ken's Offspring of My Mother/Aunt & Father/Uncle* dolls.)

*Way Down South Barbie & Ken's Offspring of My Mother/Aunt & Father/Uncle Doll accessory Banjo sold separately.

Mattel already makes the trailer. It's Pepto-Bismol Pink, of course.

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And someone out there, bless their soul, has already created a mock-up for the Barbie:

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What any of this has to do with M*ch*g*n football is...oh, wait! Never mind. I get it.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
They aren't "creeping" into [Mark May].

This fall they begin the 8th campaign since Appy State. The High schol senior class of 2015 were in the 3rd grade when #2 scUM lost to OSU in 06 marking the last time that program has been anywhere in a four digit grid zone proximity to relevant.

They are a cheap replica of Notre Dame's demise at this point, roughly at the "Bob Davie" stage on the "how a series of bad coaching hires can destroy a program" scale. With the pizza man in charge odds are high that they are headed for the Ty Willingham/Charlie Weis stages next.



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GBYBMYMSOB indeed! If they're going to sink into mediocrity, at least they're doing things the right way. By the way, please assure me that the Buckeyes haven't resorted to putting Spring Game patches on their uniforms!
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Buckeye86 said:
Outside of Harbaugh and Miles, who have both rejected Michigan advances numerous times already (speaking of Ken, didn't he call Miles to UM like a big shot with connections only to fall flat on his face?), is there a single good HC prospect out there with any connections to the school whatsoever?

At this point they'd probably need to go after an OSU guy like Hazell or Fickell or try to lure Tressel out of retirement to recapture any sort of Schembechler Michigan man mojo.

Except for maybe Hazell, who hasn't exactly been lighting the world on fire at Purdue, I don't see that happening either.
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Given the acrimony in San Francisco I can see Harbaugh leaving after this year and finally being available for Michigan. He and Saban are the only coaches I wouldn't want there.
 
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OSU_D/ said:
Given the acrimony in San Francisco I can see Harbaugh leaving after this year and finally being available for Michigan. He and Saban are the only coaches I wouldn't want there.
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I think SF and Harbaugh will mend those fences. He loves the Bay Area. If not, I don't see him coming back to college. He seems like an NFL guy to me.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
They aren't "creeping" into [Mark May].

This fall they begin the 8th campaign since Appy State. The High schol senior class of 2015 were in the 3rd grade when #2 scUM lost to OSU in 06 marking the last time that program has been anywhere in a four digit grid zone proximity to relevant.

They are a cheap replica of Notre Dame's demise at this point, roughly at the "Bob Davie" stage on the "how a series of bad coaching hires can destroy a program" scale. With the pizza man in charge odds are high that they are headed for the Ty Willingham/Charlie Weis stages next.



GBYBMYMSOB
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They're going to hire Hoke back after the next failure of a coach?
scUM lost the plot when Dantonio went to MSU. They forgot that "Michigan Men" never won them anything -- their entire program was built on defectors.
When Tressel sealed off the State, that was the beginning of their demise... that won't change until they figure it out again. And I can't see that happening anytime soon. Thank God.
 
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kujirakira said:
They're going to hire Hoke back after the next failure of a coach?
scUM lost the plot when Dantonio went to MSU. They forgot that "Michigan Men" never won them anything -- their entire program was built on defectors.
When Tressel sealed off the State, that was the beginning of their demise... that won't change until they figure it out again. And I can't see that happening anytime soon. Thank God.
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I am just sitting here trying to think of actual impact players from Ohio they have had since 2001.

The LB they have now Ryan, Frank Clark (on the field not off it).

I mean they have had douchenozzles like Shaw, Kyle "blood" Kalis, Burgess and Crable but actual good Ohio players that went up north? It's really just the ones Hoke conned into believing his disrespect bullshit the year Tatgate went down isn't it?
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I am just sitting here trying to think of actual impact players from Ohio they have had since 2001.
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Well, they puffed their chests out about grabbing supposed "#1 in Ohio" recruits Justin Turner and Dymonte Thomas. Turner washed out without doing squat, and so far Thomas has made very little impact, and is expected to be a backup safety this year. So, yeah, not much.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I am just sitting here trying to think of actual impact players from Ohio they have had since 2001.

The LB they have now Ryan, Frank Clark (on the field not off it).

I mean they have had douchenozzles like Shaw, Kyle "blood" Kalis, Burgess and Crable but actual good Ohio players that went up north? It's really just the ones Hoke conned into believing his disrespect bull[Mark May] the year Tatgate went down isn't it?
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of course Shawn Crable was responsible for one of the greatest FG blocks in college football history:



Always block your inside gap Shawn :lol:
 
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