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2013 TSUN shenanigans and arguments

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buckeyesin07 said:
I notice our friends like WMike, germ, Bigblueheart, residentmfan, JonBenke, etc. have all been strangely absent over the past day and a half or so...:lol:
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Well yeah. The absence of the usual banter among them on SCum recruits' threads is curious, especially after the sucktitude displayed by the current SCum players. You'd think that if a M*ichigan man is going to bump a Jabrill Peppers thread here it's got to be this week.
 
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NFBuck said:
I know Thanksgiving is still over a month away, but lets stop and give thanks for all of the joy scUM has provided over the last 74 months...

  • The senior class of '07 (Hart, Henne, Long et al) for coming back for one more go round
  • The HISTORIC loss to Appalachian State and subsequent HISTORIC tumble from preseason Top-5 out of the polls
  • Oregon dismantling a shell shocked scUM team in the big house
  • Mike Hart and his exercise bike rides
  • The loss to tOSU in '07
  • The clown show coaching search
  • Herbie declaring Lester Miles to scUM as a "done deal"
  • The hiring of Rich Rodriguez
  • The following months of message board declarations of impending scUM spread-based B1G dominance
  • Justin Boren
  • "Family Values"
  • "Master Shredder"
  • The wvu-dickrod soap opera
  • Utah-24, scUM-23
  • Juice Williams going Vince Young on scUM in the big house
  • "Holy Toledo!"
  • Nich Sheridan
  • Losing to Purdon't and their backup RB masquerading as a QB
  • tOSU-42, scUM-7
  • 3-9
  • Tater Tot getting swoll
  • Dickrod hoarding slot-dots
  • GERG
  • Narrowly escaping UMass at home
  • 1-7 in the B1G in 2009
  • "Practice-gate"
  • Hairlice's September Heisman, followed by B1G schedule meltdown
  • O LET DO IT
  • Tater Tot pouting on the sidelines and in the press
  • GERG rubbing stuffed animals on his defenders
  • 2010's HISTORICALLY bad defense
  • tOSU-37, scUM-7
  • "You Raise Me Up"
  • Josh Groban laughing at dickrod on twitter
  • Dickrod begging to be a m*ch*g*n man
  • Moo State-52, scUM-14
  • Clusterfuck coaching search of January 2011 leading to the hiring of the fat garbageman
  • Brady Hoke "Philosopher King"
  • tOSU and Urban Meyer stealing the thunder of their first win in The Game in 8 years
  • Bammer-41, scUM-14
  • Hairlice's INT meltdown vs. notre dame
  • Russel Bellomy vs. air (err, nebraska)
  • Al Borges going all Bollman in the 2nd half of The Game
  • Vincent Smith's decapitation via Clowney
  • Devin Gardner, turnover machine
  • Narrowly escaping Akron at home
  • Narrowly escaping UConn, one of the worst teams in the FBS on national television
  • 27 carries, 27 yards
  • the most comical football game, possibly of all time in rhythmic slappy valley
I know I surely missed a lot, but I'm cackling with glee right now looking back on a magical six years.

You raise me up, scUM. You raise me up.

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HorseshoeFetish said:
Which is exactly why that dude must not wear a headset.
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Was thinking the same thing. The assistants have probably asked him not to wear a headset so they can talk freely to each other without interference from the stammering, stuttering, mouth breather.

Borges: "If we can stay on schedule here the next play will be <insert jargon>."
Funk: "Shit. Fitz just got stuffed for no gain. Gonna need to dial up something for more yards here, Al."
Hecklinski: "Gardner's not seeing things out there, guys."
Ferrigno: "Funchess will be open, Al."
Borges: "OK, we're gonna go --"
Hoke: "Hey uhh ... uhh ... err ... guys? Hey ... umm ... umm ... uhh ..."
<delay of game>
 
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