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2013 TSUN shenanigans and arguments

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Michigan Gets Maced And Kicked In The Balls: 125 FBS Teams, Ranked

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28. MICHIGAN (5-1). The Wolverines have been flirting with disaster for weeks, but Saturday's quadruple-overtime loss at Penn State was perfectly calibrated to kick their fans in the balls. Michigan didn't just struggle to establish the run; it sent its starting tailback into the line 27 times for a net of 27 yards*. It didn't just blow a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter; it allowed a true freshman quarterback to drive 80 yards in the final minute with no timeouts. It didn't just play conservatively in overtime to set up a pair of decisive field goal attempts; it missed them both. (Including a missed 52-yarder at the end of regulation, kicker Brendan Gibbons was 0-for-3 with the victory on the line.) As a group, Michigan fans tend more than other bases to suspect the universe is setting them up for especially scrotum-wracking moments like these, many of them having calculated the Anticipated Pain Quotient down to the thousandth decimal. It only hurts more because you never really see it coming.

(*Take a second to put this incredible statistic in context. Think about the commitment it takes to get a running back to 27 carries in a game when he's running well. Before Saturday, Fitzgerald Toussaint had only hit that number twice, going for 192 yards against Illinois and 138 against Nebraska in consecutive weeks in 2011. Calling 27 runs for a guy averaging one yard per carry is like some new kind of water torture. It's grounds for a clinical diagnosis.)

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http://deadspin.com/michigan-gets-maced-and-kicked-in-the-balls-125-fbs-te-1446672265
 
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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NSFW......I always enjoy a good scum meltdown

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2013/10/15/4834214/nsfw-its-meltdown-time

Some of my favorites:

AL BORGES. STOP FUCKING CALLING RUN, RUN, PASS. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST DOES YOUR ENORMOUS QUANTITY OF FAT IMPEDE BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR BRAIN?

Fuck, have the QB kick the next one...

Lewan out, Gardner playing like a retarded labradoodle, Borges pretty much livetweeting his playcalls, whatever. Go Blue.
 
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Re: I love M football so some one try to convice me that the sky is not falling yet. Tuesday, October 15, 2013 4:09 PM (permalink)
0I hope your write. Not a fan of Hoke my self. but I try to ride with the the coach we have but I was glad car was gone and Hoke is the same. I liked RR Offence his D was bad, I wished we woud have gave him one more year to change it around. Hoke is to 1980s for me...
Probably a real nice guy but I dnt like him as a coach but he is so I hope he dose well. but he looks like he doesn't have that killer instinct I thought he would have..
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My head just asploded...
 
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