http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/17/the-year-in-weird-florida_n_4435009.html
"The Violent Naked Pooping Masturbator"
"The Violent Naked Pooping Masturbator"
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Run through Jacksonville yelling, "Kill me, I want to die," before breaking into a home and ripping the toilet out of an upstairs bathroom while foaming at the mouth, then shattering a window and falling two stories to the ground.
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scarletmike
Researching the Magic!
And this is why, despite the great weather and lovely beaches, I tend to stick to the parks and my home around here. 
Never know what kind of crazy you'll run across next.
Never know what kind of crazy you'll run across next.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
I don't know about you, but I take comfort knowing they're out there.......The Sexxxtons.....takin' er easy fer all us sinners.
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http://www.clickorlando.com/news/wo...lot/-/1637132/23748050/-/15svfwb/-/index.html
Woman gives birth at Walmart...ensuing comments = gold
Woman gives birth at Walmart...ensuing comments = gold
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Natalie Portman movie, I think. There was a tornado in it, too. (looked it up) Where The Heart Is. I think in that version she was LIVING in the Walmart. Open 24-7, that could probably work.
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BigWoof31
"Barkin' up the wrong tree"
I gotta be honest with the BP Team. I tried to write something funny about this article prior to posting the link but the first 8-10 sentences are better than anything I could have written - ever.
It has all of the essentials for an amazing article.
WHO: A man was arrested for Arson for setting fire to his apartment complex.
WHERE: Tampa, Florida
WHY?: Well he was furious with the management staff for instructing him to stop masturbating in front of open windows and open doors
WHAT: Also he suffers from facial disfigurement for previously blacking out and shooting himself in the face with a shotgun.
WTF: Exactly!
http://www.tampabay.com/news/public...four-in-tampa-senior-living-community/2163878
It has all of the essentials for an amazing article.
WHO: A man was arrested for Arson for setting fire to his apartment complex.
WHERE: Tampa, Florida
WHY?: Well he was furious with the management staff for instructing him to stop masturbating in front of open windows and open doors
WHAT: Also he suffers from facial disfigurement for previously blacking out and shooting himself in the face with a shotgun.
WTF: Exactly!
http://www.tampabay.com/news/public...four-in-tampa-senior-living-community/2163878
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