2013 in the news...only in Florida

[BUCKYLE]

He looks like his face is being flushed.

 

[LostLassie]

Another triumph for Florida.

This Student Is On His Death Bed, But His Family Still Has To Prove He Can't Take A Standardized Test

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/05/ethan-rediske-standardized-test_n_4732120.html

 

[Bucklion]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-yoga-heroin-arrest-675432

 

[Bucklion]

http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/upiUPI-20140821-121606-5933

Pageant mom fed daughter tapeworms so she would lose weight

Dear...God.

 

[LostLassie]

If it was good enough for Maria Callas...

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Not 2013 but still Florida.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...oommate-fire-spaghetti-spat-article-1.1983806

An argument turned vicious in Florida when an incensed woman poured fingernail polish remover over her roommate then ignited it.

The fight, according to a witness, erupted after Carlos Ortiz Jr., 42, threw out Melissa Dawn Sellers’ spaghetti and meatballs, according to Clearwater police.

“When he got up, his face was like melting off,” Causevic said. “His lips were burning.”

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This was posted in the wrong thread in my IMO.

Just because you can't make this [Mark May] up.

Florida woman named Crystal Metheny arrested in Polk

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/feat...rida-woman-crystal-metheny-20140611-post.html

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Wow an "only in florida thread".

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wow an "only in florida thread".

You could literally update this one every day.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

You could literally update this one every day.

No kidding, and that's without using gators and hurricanes.

 

[Jaxbuck]

No kidding, and that's without using gators and hurricanes.

Hell I think you could just stay in 50 mile radius of Tampa and have one good one a day

 

[scarletmike]

Hell I think you could just stay in 50 mile radius of Tampa and have one good one a day

Expand it to 70-80 miles up the I-4 corridor and you could pull 2 good ones per day, at least.