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2009 TSUN arguments, shenanigans (not football)

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Buckeneye;1592091; said:
From their "fans"





Your in year 2 pal... just FYI. also, I'm glad you "just started to realize" your finally self-aware. Wonder when you'll realize that your cheering
for a shitty ass team?





Those slow fat lineman destroyed you in unHappy Valley, you lost against Purdue, and likewise against Sparty. But by all means, make sure your fast as hell and just blow by people.

Wisconsin's running game is going to be the death of this team. I hope Wisky wins by 4 TD's and does nothing but run Clay right at them. A bottom heavy RB charging head first into a bunch of twigs will be insanely fun to watch. I fully expect to see a couple injuries on the scUM side of the ball tommorrow.


That said, Rose Bowl bound!! :oh:
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:io: -But I think it was in the Out House
 
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Just take a gander at some of the thread titles over at the Stadium & Main right now, all appearing on the first page of the board. We have:

Is Michigan's defense going to magically transform next year?

Is this the week Michigan becomes bowl eligible????? (note, this was posted during week eleven)

3 FBS wins to 4 FBS wins is this satisfactory progress? (hence implying concession of next week's game)

The answer is 0 (a world of possibilities here)

Spread offense not as successful in the big ten?

And perhaps my favorite for a variety of reasons:

Worst to First in the Big Ten next year?

I. Fucking. Love it.
 
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Hannibal Lecter: Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Clarice Starling: I heard a strange noise.
Hannibal Lecter: What was it?
Clarice Starling: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice.
Hannibal Lecter: What did you do?
Clarice Starling: I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Hannibal Lecter: And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
Clarice Starling: Wolverines. The wolverines were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: They were slaughtering the wolverines?
Clarice Starling: And they were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: And you ran away?
Clarice Starling: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Hannibal Lecter: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Clarice Starling: Yes. I took one wolverine, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Hannibal Lecter: Where were you going, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.
Hannibal Lecter: What became of your wolverine, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: They killed him.

Eh. I took some liberties.
 
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Has there ever been a bigger FAIL from up north than all the Barwis!!!!!11!!!11!!!1!! hype? No more 2nd half collapses. They'll "outcondition" every team on their schedule. They'll be faster, stronger and hungrier than every team on their schedule. Barwis (!!!!!11!!!11!!!1!!) is scUM's equivalent to the "decided schematic advantage". Have you ever seen an interview with the guy, you cannot convince me he's not running to the bathroom every ten or fifteen minutes for another bump of coke.

FAIL.
 
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NFBuck;1594726; said:
Has there ever been a bigger FAIL from up north than all the Barwis!!!!!11!!!11!!!1!! hype? No more 2nd half collapses. They'll "outcondition" every team on their schedule. They'll be faster, stronger and hungrier than every team on their schedule. Barwis (!!!!!11!!!11!!!1!!) is scUM's equivalent to the "decided schematic advantage". Have you ever seen an interview with the guy, you cannot convince me he's not running to the bathroom every ten or fifteen minutes for another bump of coke.

FAIL.
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:slappy:
 
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Jerry Seinfeld;1594740; said:
Another streak broken by RR... UM had never given up 30 pts four times in a row, until now.

"We can't stop nobody" - Rich Rodriguez
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"Terrelle Pryor is my daddy, my momma, and all my kinfolk. We couldn't stop him, we couldn't contain him, and Mike Barwis couldn't benchpress him"

-Rich Rodriguez, one week from now.
 
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