BuckeyeMike80;1692011; said:
Buffalo blew a 2 goal lead today....
I'm sure that won't be the only thing blown in Buffalo today! If it weren't for the cracked-out trannies trudging down Niagara in their bedazzled galoshes, the only industry left in that hell hole would be peddling reject chicken parts slathered in tabasco!
The last time I was there, after hard day of telling a bunch of obese half-wits that the unemployment rate wasn't likely to go down unless they changed out of their mustard-stained Jim Kelly jerseys and laid off the Thunderbird till
after the job interview, I was ready to hit the strip clubs. Believe me, I've been in a lot of strip clubs, and being half blind is usually a bad thing.
Not so in Buffalo!!!
Me and my boys had barely settled in to our red naugahyde booth at Pharoah's, sipping everclear and Hi-C, when Charles Bronson's twin sister limps over to the table and wants to know if any of us want to join her in the Champagne Room for a $100 dance and tug-job. I said, "I'll give you $200...if you leave me in there alone with a braile copy of Hustler!" She started to cry, so I gave her an old piece of gum from under the table.
The childlike innocence of her broken-toothed smile, and look of gratitude in her severely off-set eyes forced me to take pity on her. So we chipped in and bought her a one-way bus ticket to West Orange. One more meth-ravaged stripper successfully shipped off to New Jersey! And people act like I never do anything good for this state.