2007 TSUN News

[Fungo Squiggly]

Are you [censored]ing kidding me? You never censor anything about scUM. Say it like you mean it. Say it like it means everything. Say it like it is true. Say it like a Buckeye. And be proud that you will never be a hypocrite like one of them.

[censored] scUM!!!

edit: Unbeleivable!!! Now I understand its not your fault. Our own BP has censored us from stating our true feelings about scUM. :(

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Fuck Michigan.

 

[BB73]

Dodd weighs in on Barwis. I do like the reality check by Threet at the end of the article.

sportsline

Strength of 'new' Michigan will be speed, not brawn


ANN ARBOR, Mich. -- The pet wolves died last year. Mike Barwis had two of them which, to anyone who knows Michigan's strength and conditioning coach, is hardly a surprise.

"Nobody would dare mess with him," said Jason Seville, a former West Virginia wrestler who swore he once saw the 195-pound Barwis force a 300-pound Mountaineer heavyweight to -- in MMA terms -- "tap out."

"Whenever he'd give us that tongue lashing we were scared for our lives."

...

At 6-feet-6 and 225 pounds, Michigan quarterback Steven Threet will never be confused with White, but after spending one offseason with Barwis, he feels faster. That's a big part of what the coach is building. After all the plyometrics and core training, Michigan still has to build mental strength.

"We have to scare people again," Threet said. "There used to be a certain intimidation factor. You'd see Michigan run out and touch the banner and you knew you were in for a long day. Some of that has started to go away."

 

[sepia5]

Some of that has started to go away.

Some of it? Utah and Notre Dame like their chances against Michigan right now.

 

[generaladm]

Some of it? Utah and Notre Dame like their chances against Michigan right now.

And I'm sure Appy St. wishes they were on the sched this year.

 

[ysubuck]

I don't typically get into the bashing of UM simply for the sake of bashing, but this Barwis hype has really gotten under my skin. Like this guy is going to come in and all of a sudden deliver UM to the promised land. You would think they were coming off back to back 3-9 seasons the way people are talking about the resurrection of the UM football program. This Barwis shit has gotten way out of control. Listen to him..."we were the strongest team in the country the last four years--best conditioned, the fastest, most balanced, best body awareness, and most explosive." We just couldn't beat a mediocre South Florida and a BAD Pitt team for all the marbles.

This guy is a product of internet hype and nothing more.

Oh, he trained the likes of Owen Schmitt and Steve Slaton!! Wow, Avon Cobourne is coming back to work out with the Wolverines. Are you fucking kidding me? Avon Cobourne?

It just goes to show you that the media loves a "character." This guy used to be in MMA, had a couple of pet wolves and now the media is infatuated with him. He's "colorful."

 

[Oh8ch]

It just goes to show you that the media loves a "character." This guy used to be in MMA, had a couple of pet wolves and now the media is infatuated with him. He's "colorful."

Exactly. And the worst part is that now that they have turned him into a commodity they will continue to sell it for as long as possible. Which means they will find evidence to support all their claims. It will be some time before this is over.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Let them continue to run the suckholes in the front of their faces.

They were at the same volume of blind optimisim and hype about Ron freakin English being their savior a few years back.

Remember how screwed we were going to be when he took over and scUM was run by a badass young defensive guy who was a better recruiter than JT because he could relate to black athletes like Crable and Burgess better?

A lot of this bullshit will die down soon when the actual games have to be played and the losing starts. They've caught a bad case of the summer time delusionals from their friends in South Bend this offseason.

 

[Muck]

A lot of this bullshit will die down soon when the actual games have to be played and the losing starts.

Screw that! I want them to keep running their sucks while they fall deeper and deeper into the hole.

I want them to keep spouting off right up until the moment 2-3 years down the line when they can't talk anymore because they have the barrels of their own shotguns in their mouths with tears running down their faces.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Screw that! I want them to keep running their sucks while they fall deeper and deeper into the hole.

I want them to keep spouting off right up until the moment 2-3 years down the line when they can't talk anymore because they have the barrels of their own shotguns in their mouths with tears running down their faces.

and caring compassionate guys like us there, in their moment of weakness screaming......DO IT!!!!

 

[NFBuck]

They were at the same volume of blind optimisim and hype about Ron freakin English being their savior a few years back.

Remember how screwed we were going to be when he took over and scUM was run by a badass young defensive guy who was a better recruiter than JT because he could relate to black athletes like Crable and Burgess better?

Ron English was never in MMA!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!

 

[generaladm]

Marques Slocum will likely be declared academically inelligible for 2008, according to MGoBlog.

Amorous Lion In Winter | mgoblog

While Slocum never did anything memorable on the field, the posting of his facebook quiz on EDSBS made him somewhat of an internet legend. For anyone not familiar with said quiz, make sure you're not in a place where hysterical laughter will get you in trouble, and click on the link below. Motha Fuckin Classic, Bitches.

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ‘GRAND MARQUES’ SLOCUM

 

[Dryden]

Marques Slocum will likely be declared academically inelligible for 2008, according to MGoBlog.

Amorous Lion In Winter | mgoblog

While Slocum never did anything memorable on the field, the posting of his facebook quiz on EDSBS made him somewhat of an internet legend. For anyone not familiar with said quiz, make sure you're not in a place where hysterical laughter will get you in trouble, and click on the link below. Motha Fuckin Classic, Bitches.

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ?GRAND MARQUES? SLOCUM

"I, too, had a class with Marques Slocum my senior year of undergrad. It was actually one of professor Hagen?s classes, one day, we split into groups to do survey work. When one of the group members called on Mr. Slocum to answer a question, he said, ?Aw, shit, I don?t know ? I?m not used to standing up in class. I?m used to standing up to get awards and shit.? And then he left the room.

Message boards are awesome.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Those who stay will be champions

 

[Jaxbuck]

Marques Slocum will likely be declared academically inelligible for 2008, according to MGoBlog.

Amorous Lion In Winter | mgoblog

While Slocum never did anything memorable on the field, the posting of his facebook quiz on EDSBS made him somewhat of an internet legend. For anyone not familiar with said quiz, make sure you're not in a place where hysterical laughter will get you in trouble, and click on the link below. Motha Fuckin Classic, Bitches.

EDSBS ? Archive ? HERO FOR OUR TIME: MARQUES ?GRAND MARQUES? SLOCUM

The kid obviously has a good sense of humor. I hope things work out for him.

 

[jwinslow]

And I'm sure Appy St. wishes they were on the sched this year.

I believe there's a bookie/website tied to Vegas which puts out hypothetical point spreads... I'd be very interested in what it would be this year. Dexter Jackson is gone, but so is a lot more from UM (and not just pounds).