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My combat position = dazed and confused :huh:

It reminds me of the episode of South park where Cartman feeds a kid's parents to him all ground up in chili. :lol:

He's sitting over here with me. He just asked me to tell one of the admins to immediately forward all his vCash (Points, if you will) to me. :lol:

I can empathize with your situation, Vince. I've quickly realized that being honest in the workplace doesn't get you where you want to be. Luckily, I work for a large corporation, where attitude is generally irrelevant, provided you are productive. It seems like companies no longer value...

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Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth ? Ooh heaven is a place on earth.

...must be a super exclusive club. I never see anyone there. ;)

I don't think so. I have a lot higher rep than my buddy I tried to thief off yesterday. I've had three total attempts...all foiled.

It's become painfully obvious that vPanhandling isn't going to work. Maybe I should stoop a step lower and be a vTelevangelist? :lol:

It's a special rate. I normally charge 77,000. ;) For you, I think I could even drop to 25,000. I feel like such a vWhore...but desperate times call for desparate measures. I've got a vFamily to feed. :lol:

Gregory, I will be your vFinance Manager for a small fee. Seriously, I'm sure I can work off a 50,000 point loan. Need an avatar, or other graphic? :lol:

I need to start up a vPanhandling thread so that I can actually do stuff. I guess this is what I get for being relatively inactive on the site for so long. :lol:

How exactly did you pull that off, Peach?

I'm thinking the same thing. We've seen that anyone in the Big Ten can beat anyone else, and we're worried about our ranking if we win out (including the Big Ten Tourny). I'd say those are some lofty expectations. I think Michigan and Northwestern will both be harder fought games than we...

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Thanks for the love, guys! I'm so shocked, and I didn't even prepare a speech. I guess I'd like to thank my parents, without whom, this birthday would not have been made possible. Thanks, again. Ya'll are great.

I don't give blood because I hate needles. I'm not an organ donor because I don't want doctors to be given the opportunity to weigh my chances of, or future quality of, living against someone else who might receive my organ. Maybe I'm paranoid or maybe it makes me a bad person, but I don't...

1st Team QB: Smith TB: Pittman FB: White SE: Hall FL: Ginn TE: Frost LT: Boone LG: Barton C: Datish RG: Downing RT: Rehring SL: Gonzalez DE: Richardson DE: Wilson DT: Pitcock DT: Patterson WLB: Freeman MLB: D'Andrea SLB: Lauranitis CB: Jenkins CB: Amos S: Mitchell S: O'Neal NB: Welch 2nd...

Somehow, "Ovechkin" isn't a name that slides off your tounge like "Bird" or "Magic". These types of rivalries only gain real steam when they transcend the sport and begin to bring in the casual fan, who is generally quite stupid. I know it sounds stupid, but the NHL would have a better chance if...

Fire is trained to stop, drop and roll when it catches on Chuck Norris.