You are an empty-headed cunt

with a fork?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the wordsa of my doirky mom: "i'm howling"

Don't let the poli board get you down. I just stay away from it during the season. We have far more important things to worry about after all. The Buckeyes > Future of our country!

Jin and Min lived in a house made of tin. Their species was Glin, on their head was a fin, and together they lived, because they were kin.
Now Jin said to Min, "Let me show you a game. A game that is fun, a game I will win." And that, my friends, is how our story begins.
"What game shall we play?" asked innocent Min. And Jin, with a grin, wriggled his fin. Without a word, he unzipped his fly. And Min, oh my, she thought she would die--for there stood his thing, all wrinkled and pink. "You like it?" asked Jin. "I call it my dink."
"A dink?" questioned Min, "That sounds kind of cool. Oh look at it, Jin, it's starting to drool."
And Jin winked at Min and looked at her feet. "Take a seat, sister Min, and I'll give you a treat. A treat that is neat and a treat that is sweet. A treat, sister Min, that will make your heart beat." "Is this part of the game?" asked Min as she knelt. And Jin nodded 'Yes' as he loosened his belt.

You can find the rest HERE...I googled "dirty Dr. Seuss"...

eharmony. Find your match based on compatiblility.

I go with okcupid

Are you married? If not...it still can. Get a myspace. Let everyone talk all the shit they want. I don't care. Myspace has been directly responsible for good things happening to me at least four of five times.

I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen to me.

It gets me laid. By chicks.

Nice smile...homo.

Um, no.

That wasn't my car.

I don't think Beanie can win the Heisman, but i'm not too worried about that. I'd rather Beanie win the Big Ten than the Heisman :) Please tell me you didn't take a picture of yourself while driving your car.

I borrowed your comment for my signature... I hope you don't mind

My new avatar is what I want my tattoo to look like.

What do you think of my new avatar? I made it myself.

I made a new avatar. What'ya think?

Fuck yeah Outkast. I love the Aquemini album. One of my favorite albums overall. I believe it 100%. I really hope he has a 200yd game tomorrow. If Bradford struggles, he may jump to the front of the Heisman race...at least that's what I'm going to believe.

Oh, wait...I get it. You're trying to tell me you're hopping offline. It's cool man. You ain't gotta lie to kick it.

You sure it's beer? I did that once. I thought I was drinking beer, but it turned out "Everclear" isn't beer. I won't make that mistake again.

This beer I got right now is 12%, I drank a half a bottle of rum and was fine, then had three beers and now the world is spinning, seriously WTF?

I guess I assumed you knew. It is hereditary, and I know you've talked with TRON.

Like you've never done a chick with a hair sweater before.

:p

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They had no choice. The southern facility couldn't deal with my "Big Ten Power"