I once woke up with a tom & jerry lump on my head. I was asking my dude what happened. So he tells me we went to the strip joint...I walked in, went to sit down, tried to use the chair to ease my way in...did not know the chair had wheels, and it moved, I fell, slammed my head on the table, and got cut off. Then, i said, that explains my head, but why is my arm and leg bruised...the restroom at the place was down a flight of stairs...he said I did a swan dive to the bathroom. Rough night.