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Posted on BUCKYLE
Well dang , that wasn't beer . Ya see I drank the ber and had nowhere tyo take a piss and so I um....
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Posted on Best Buckeye
Take care of yourself. I can't drink all this beer by myself. Well...I can, but I don't want to. Well...I really don't mind, but you bought it, so you need to drink some of it.
:p
:p
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Posted on shetuck
I don't want to catch the butt disease. That's totally contagious via text I heard somewhere.
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Posted on LordJeffBuck
Thank you, and good luck with your (presumable) BCS Bowl. If no BCS Bowl and you end up in Orlando... well, I can't wish you luck against another SEC school... unless it's Georgia. Burn, Georgia, burn!
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Posted on shetuck
Nah, He's an asshole too. He would just ding me and then laugh at me in person for the ding. That's why I love that particular asshole. 
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Posted on OCBuckWife
That "shell" account was probably that sneaky OCBF trying to get back at you for throwing knives at him and locking him in the basement all the time.
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Posted on shetuck
Yes, totally different. :-) The only ding, other than you, that I got was from a new (probably shell) account. I really am looking forward to the dude's book. It gets tiring sometimes hearing only the glowing reports.
I really am looking forward to the dude's book. It gets tiring sometimes hearing only the glowing reports.
Memo From GOD
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD - The Boss!
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
GOD
P.S.
And, remember....
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself !! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
P.S.S.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.
Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.
Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!
Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you, you may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day,
God
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD - The Boss!
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.
GOD
P.S.
And, remember....
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself !! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
P.S.S.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.
Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.
Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!
Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you, you may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day,
God
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Posted on gemsweater
:( No.. I have an in-class essay tomorrow in German and I have to get up in about five hours.. I needed to be in bed a couple hours ago.
