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This slutty bartender at BW's once asked me and my buddies "you guys want your tongue in my panties?". Turns out it was a shot. We realized after one of my dudes said "...sure, why not? Do we exchange numbers or...?" At Leghorns, I ordered that shot, the Grateful Dead one, and the chick poured WAAAAAY too much into the shaker. So after she poured mine, she looked in the thing, and got out three more shot glasses. She gave me four shots for the price of one. They would later ask me to leave.
Btw, Thump, it's "Chunk", not "Chuck". Numbnuts.
Oh yeah, that would be right up my alley.
I was at a bar on High Street. They were playing jazz. I was bombed so I have no idea what the place was called. I asked the bartender what if she had a shot recommendation. She said yeah and brought us four. It was really good...tasted kinda sweet but had a nic kick. I asked her what she called it...she tells me "Wet Pussy" My buddies fell out laughing.
I was at a bar on High Street. They were playing jazz. I was bombed so I have no idea what the place was called. I asked the bartender what if she had a shot recommendation. She said yeah and brought us four. It was really good...tasted kinda sweet but had a nic kick. I asked her what she called it...she tells me "Wet Pussy" My buddies fell out laughing.
I had a shot at this bar called Leghorns here in Newark. I asked for a shot. She said "what kind?". I told her to make me whatever shot she was best at making. She made me a "Grateful Dead". I had had it as a mixed drink before, and the shot was just as fuckin' delicious. It's like a long island type drink. I'm telling you, next time you go to a bar, order one.
1 part 1800
1 part vodka
1 part light rum
1 part gin
1 part Chambord Raspberry
1 part 1800
1 part vodka
1 part light rum
1 part gin
1 part Chambord Raspberry
That good, huh?
If I spend a lot of time at a bar I always ask the bartender if they have a specialty shot. Last time I was in Nantucket this guy served us up something he hadn't named yet. Had a watermelon flavor but it was strong. I'll probably never see that fucker again to ask him what it was.
If I spend a lot of time at a bar I always ask the bartender if they have a specialty shot. Last time I was in Nantucket this guy served us up something he hadn't named yet. Had a watermelon flavor but it was strong. I'll probably never see that fucker again to ask him what it was.
You can bet your ass I'll be drinking, too. Probably straight through the weekend until Monday around 6:00 p.m.
I was at the Natoma last week and I kept my eye out for a bitter, drunken, broken-down superhero. I thought I saw one dressed like a clown but it was just an 80 year old woman with way too much blue makeup.
I was at the Natoma last week and I kept my eye out for a bitter, drunken, broken-down superhero. I thought I saw one dressed like a clown but it was just an 80 year old woman with way too much blue makeup.
Don't waste the 1800 on mixed stuff. It's not Patron, but it's not cheap either. I'd just go with Cuervo "Especiall" or whatever. Jose Cuervo silver. I'd get some 1800 or some Cabo Wabo if you feel like just takin' shots. I mean, do what you want, but you won't be able to taste a big difference in those things between top shelf and well.
Pine needles with just a touch of feet. That's why the tonic and lime are so fucking important. I've drank everclear out of the bottle. I once took a shot of gin and puked...instantly...uncontrollably. Fuckin' yuck. Try a vodka tonic and go from there. I've heard so many people say "when I get on that (insert drink here), I get mean and nasty. That has never happened to me. Sure, I've been a prick when drunk, but never on a certain drink. No, I haven't tried it yet. I don't do much drinking at home.
My normal brother is a big TNT fan. Kinda tastes like pine needles smells if you ask me. He's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet...until you get him on Tanqueray.
Gin and juice is an idea. I always tell myself I'm going to get something different and always end up walking out with Goose. I wish I could mix up a vat of that Jinx. Or those 3-12's. You try that yet?
He's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet...until you get him on Tanqueray. Gin and juice is an idea. I always tell myself I'm going to get something different and always end up walking out with Goose. I wish I could mix up a vat of that Jinx. Or those 3-12's. You try that yet?
Do I have any suggestions?
1800 Silver - Smooth, and realatively cheap, compared to Patron, and I can't tell a difference.
I'm also a big fan of gin. A well made gin and tonic with extra lime is a good fucking drink. I can't stand gin on its own, but with tonic...fuck it's good. I highly reccomend.
1800 Silver - Smooth, and realatively cheap, compared to Patron, and I can't tell a difference.
I'm also a big fan of gin. A well made gin and tonic with extra lime is a good fucking drink. I can't stand gin on its own, but with tonic...fuck it's good. I highly reccomend.
