I carry around toothpicks for the the expressed purpose of poking a rat or any other small animal right in the taint.

I don't like bad behaviour. Human, animal, it's all the same, I don't like bad behaviour. If an animal is acting bad, it deserves the same punch in the taint as a human would. Right in the taint. Of course, that can be difficult to do. Rats, for example, are small.

I'm really anti most animals aside from dogs. I don't mind animals as long as they are far away from me, on a leash, have a diaper on, or in some sort of cage.

When I was in India back when I was 9, I was walking through the local market carrying a package of tofu wrapped up in white paper. A fucking EAGLE or some predator fucking bird swooped down, smacked me in the head with his wing, and clawed up the white package. Guess they were used to seeing packaged meat. He lost hold of the package so we ended up taking home a mangled brick of tofu. We used it to make scrambled tofu and our hotel room was 2nd floor surrounded by tamarisk trees full of fucking screaming monkeys. They kept me up at night. The smell of the frying tofu attracted this big fucking asshole of a monkey. He pried open the screen on the window, reached in a STOLE MY PLATE OF FUCKING TOFU. Fucking monkeys man, bitch ass thieves, that's what they are.

Ummmm.... I am not sure! Maybe the way you talk!

Batu Caves

Buckyle and I will fly to that fucking temple, find that bitch ass monkey, and bitch slap is furry fucking ass into his next reincarnation. Say the word.

I was in Malaysia two weeks ago and that fucking monkey bitch slapped me. I went to this huge Indian temple and to get to the temple you have to walk up all these steps and there are monkeys running all over the place. This particular monkey saw my camera and bag and jumped on me trying to steal my things thinking it was food. After successfully saving my camera and post cards he BITCH slapped. He slapped me across my face. Pimping bitch ass monkey.

Handcuffs? Why would you think I would be interested in handcuffs?

Fuck that monkey. I'll kick his ass...unless he has the monkey pox.

XBOX FAIL.

Somehow all my friends on XBL were deleted. I was drunk or whatever.

Shhh, don't spread that around, it will ruin this whole Bitch on Wheels thing I have going.

OOO monkey slapping and you only told Buckyle about it? I'm hurt.

Yep, I agree. You are an asshole.

Hey sush - thanks for the sunset traveler link. I actually know Joe who runs that bike rental outfit - used to work with him. Sadly, I don't hold him in very high regard at this point. Neat travellog though - the guy is enjoying Odell's and hasn't mentioned New Belgium - hehe. It's nice to live in a town with several great craft brewers. :)

Sunset Traveler has been running articles about Fort Collins. I want to go back!
http://traveler.sunset.com/

That's Joe Walsh, a member of The Eagles, but not The Eagles. I don't know why I felt the need to correct you. Probably because I'm an asshole.

Thanks for being you

That would be some very good news. If you were in the US OF A.

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