somebody had given booze to these damn things

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.


I could quote that movie/book for hours...

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo...and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.

For a smile they can share the night...

Tell me about the fucking golf shoes

I knew we'd get into that damn stuff soon. Ether makes you behave like some early town drunk out of an Irish novel

Do you know Rick Santelli?

Mos Def. I'll pm you my number sometime in the next few days.

You already know.

He used to live next to a Steeler who had an altercation with his woman. The neighborhood was evacuated. He and his wife(Fiancee at the time) were quoted in the article he emailed me. No way in hell I could remember the name and hers was worse than his.

Gotcha. A quick google search seemed to point me towards a Pennsylvania doctor.

Need advice in the drunk thread

Alias

I just wanted to use my "horse walks into a bar" joke. I love that joke...

The Chairmen is a human depression. I hope he can run Geintnher out there again to say "I don't know"

I used to. You could spot me R, S, T, L, N & E and I couldn't fuckin' remember it.

Fuck yeah. My dude is coaching the central Florida team in the 7 on 7 tourny in Tampa the weekend of my birthday (13th-15th), and I'ma try to get them to go out in Tampa that saturday (My 30th Birthday!!11!1), but it's gonna be an all week and a half party I imagine. You're gonna have to hip me to the spots. I'll give you my cell # and we most definitley have to kick it at least one night. The drunk thread won't know what hit it.

Down for whatever. Holla at me.

I fucked up. It's late. Percocet. I'll fix it.

Would you want the first post in a thread about the Steelers to be by Unleded, asking "Have the Steelers done anything worth a damn since Terry Bradshaw"? :p

Seriously tho, thanks.

What song did you want to get down with?

Ungrateful bastard.

Think you could do me a huge favor and split the Drunk thread, from post #13634 on into a thread I just created titled "Hip Hop (Official Thread)?

They're huge in Japan