Sometimes, I wonder what my father saw in her...

I've been looking for a few movies to watch online, and I'm watching Role Models because I saw your post in the movies thread about it. Thanks!

p.s....the chick in the tent....great boobies.

As for your mom, I see where you get your beard...

You fucked my mom?! I guess it's only fair considering the beast fucking I gave your wife. Please tell her to stop calling.

Yeah man, I'm usually a happy drunk. I get along with pretty much everyone at the bar most nights. And I probably shouldn't have went out last night, considering the mood I was in...but sometimes, good sense doesn't win out. Luckily, I didn't get involved in any physical confrontations last night. It's hard enough getting by these days without going to jail.

S o - you don't want to hear about the bar fight criminal trial I sat in where the one kid was dead and the other one went to jail for 30 years??? AWw for true man. I guess I went into dad mode there:p

And I only screwed your mom that one time, so that is the last time I offer advice.

Most likely.

Bantam: America's greatest president.
Rand: It's me, Rand. Open up.
Bantam: America's greatest president.
Rand: Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"
Bantam: A casual shoe for yachting.
Rand: What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
Bantam: They killed Jesus Christ.
Rand: "Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.

Rand: Hey, poor boy! Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters...

I'm not a complete dickhead, man. I just needed to blow off some steam last night. That doesn't mean I go out and try to start a fight...but rather, if a situation arises, I don't try to talk my way out of it, like usual. I've had my ass kicked in the past, though it wasn't by one person . I think one of the problems with men now a days is the lack of fist fights. One on one, no weapons...it does solve things, regardless of what the PSA's say. Just my two cents.

I have a feeling I missed something

Thanks for your Spring Drive "contribution". Your are a good man... most of the time

mi amiga rica...

How was I not not not not not not not not confused?

I haven't started drinking yet. With the mood I'm in tonight, If I'd started before hitting the bar, I'd have probably started a fight before ordering a drink.

yeah I knew , I just wanted to see if you are still sober enough to get the question lol

Thanks...for everything. I wish I could do more.

If you click on "Home" on the top left of the Nav Bar, look at the left side of the home page. There's a "runner", or list of names from last years spring drive. Everyone that donated is on there.

As often as possible

Agree

Movie is just fucking awesome in every way.

Stalk much?

need your pick.

sending your pick to vote...

I got a belly full of white dog crap...and now you're layin' this shit on me?!

Thanks man. I'll let you know.

Fungo tried to hold Tibor's jock while you were gone, but he couldn't handle the smell

Isn't it an infraction to post rep comments? Pr ick.