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The worst thing is I have no second chair. WTF? I'm the only one not getting one, and this is the only time I've seen that. I shouldn't act so cocky all the time. . .

But, I will be mean at times, but more in the classic "are you still beating your wife, yes or no please" kind of way. . .

Objection! Foundation!

I'm sorry sir. . . You do have a wife, right?
You've eclipsed everyone I ever dated at OSU. You could pass a coloring book. My 15th street soriority girlfriend the odds are 50/50
30K in expenses not turned in? Ruh-roh!

RE: CEO depos:

"How would you respond to those who say that you are a self loathing gay man!!!!???? .......No? Hold on counsel, no need to shout - I need to look at my notes for a second."

Okay. Do you have a Golden Parachute if you resign or are voted out by the Board?

Did you know Liberace wore lots of Gold lame'? ....WHAT NOW???!!!!YOU INTERUPT ME AGAIN WITH YOUR SO CALLED "OBJECTIONS???"

"I won't be MOCKED!!!!"
"Not for fat Charlie. Not just his eggs, but all his grub is in one basket"

First thing that came to mind:

I hit up Natoma today with some coworkers for some beers and the potato chip buffet. Money every time.

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