Your boys are something else at EDSBS, every time I stroll over there I wonder why I go so long between visits:
WHAT IT COULD PROVE WE'LL NEVER KNOW. By now it's established that Jim Tressel is the principal who ducks into the office when a fight breaks out in the hall and ignores the gym teacher dating his students. Whatever SI digs up on him can only confirm the established image short of finding something like "JIM TRESSEL RAPED AND MURDERED A FORD AEROSTAR IN 1990." (He did, but we've killed several cars due to neglect and mental torture, so someone else will have to report that story. The '87 Ford Escort station wagon, to be fair, was killed in self-defense.)

WHAT IT COULD PROVE WE'LL NEVER KNOW. By now it's established that Jim Tressel is the principal who ducks into the office when a fight breaks out in the hall and ignores the gym teacher dating his students. Whatever SI digs up on him can only confirm the established image short of finding something like "JIM TRESSEL RAPED AND MURDERED A FORD AEROSTAR IN 1990." (He did, but we've killed several cars due to neglect and mental torture, so someone else will have to report that story. The '87 Ford Escort station wagon, to be fair, was killed in self-defense.)
