HINYG8;885589; said:My OSU flag is anxious to fly.
schwab;885701; said:I bought my Laurinaitis jersey a couple months back, but I'm saving it for gamedays....I glance at it as it hangs in my closet, and I think it stares right back at me
Beep-de-de-beep, beep, de-de-beep, beep, beep...
**Newsflash**
Cloth is not a living, breathing, feeling or "looking" specimen.
If they did have feelings:
- Your flag is pissed because it will eventually be out in the frigid Ohio air in the thick of fall. Pregame- Cars drive by, people hanging out the windows yelling, "Go Bucks!" as you grill out; the flag smells the tastiness of the steak you just threw on the grill knowing it won't savor an ounce of that slab. Then during the game, while you're inside watching the Bucks on your 42" plasma, it's all alone without a tube to watch the Bucks or a soul to celebrate the trouncing of yet another Buckeye foe.
- Your jersey is pissed because it's been hanging in your dark, mildew-infested closet for a few months when it thought it'd be worn on occassion. Then, it will be even more upset when you sweat and spill beer on it during the YSU game after you jump up and give high-5s to your buddies who are wearing other #33 jerseys. Well, maybe not the beer part. But definitely the sweat.
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