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Yertle;914376; said:
Oh that's easy. It's called "Patron". Go buy a couple of fifths and start drinking heavily. Time always seems to melt away into some unexplainable abyss, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up on the couch with my shirt on inside-out, a gyro wrapper stuck to my cheek, my kid's Darth Maul light saber in one hand, and a 10-pound bag of jelly beans in the other. Good times... good times...
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10 pound bag of jelly beans......:slappy:
 
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I am ready but my tailgating supplies are not. Since I got bumped from MSU to Akron I have a few things to pick up sooner than I thought. I will be parking for the first time behind St. John's in the handicapped parking (taking the old man for the first time in many years). Does anyone have a secret for anchoring an inflatable Brutus to asphalt?:biggrin:

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bux_k_a;914631; said:
I am ready but my tailgating supplies are not. Since I got bumped from MSU to Akron I have a few things to pick up sooner than I thought. I will be parking for the first time behind St. John's in the handicapped parking (taking the old man for the first time in many years). Does anyone have a secret for anchoring an inflatable Brutus to asphalt?:biggrin:

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Depends on how big it is and how cheap you are.

It is much easier to get a helium-filled Brutus to stay on the ground (string and cinder block), than to get an air-filled Brutus to stay up (Viagra).
 
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bux_k_a;914631; said:
I am ready but my tailgating supplies are not. Since I got bumped from MSU to Akron I have a few things to pick up sooner than I thought. I will be parking for the first time behind St. John's in the handicapped parking (taking the old man for the first time in many years). Does anyone have a secret for anchoring an inflatable Brutus to asphalt?:biggrin:

:osu:
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yeah, tie a line to brutus and your case(s) of beer.... :oh:
 
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DaddyBigBucks;914651; said:
...only works until the case(s) is/are empty.
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well, how much does brutus weigh? can't be too bad; just get multiple cases going, take the empty cans and put them back in the case when done - unless otherwise completely inebriated.

btw; what times kick off?
 
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tibor75;914652; said:
I'll be ready next weekend. Could care less about OSU embarrassing themselves like the SEC and scheduling a non Division I-A opponent. I'm about as ready now as I am for NFL preseason. U-dub is the real start to the season.
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tibor75;914652; said:
I'll be ready next weekend. Could care less about OSU embarrassing themselves like the SEC and scheduling a non Division I-A opponent. I'm about as ready now as I am for NFL preseason. U-dub is the real start to the season.
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Two more weekends.
 
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