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You Know What Boils My Bottom?

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DubCoffman62

DubCoffman62

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Say you have a friend who knows someone in need and they ask you for a favor. That favor being her cleaning your house because she just lost her house and needs some extra money. You tell that person ok but you need it done on this day because your wife is coming back from New York on that day and you want the house clean for her. The next few days you don't do any cleaning because you figure you'll leave it for said person so at least there's something for her to do. That day arrives, you set a time and an hour later she's still not there. You finally get a hold of her and she tells you she's running late, she'll be there in an hour. Two hours later you can again to ask what's up and she makes another excuse. Finally, it's getting late and she calls and says her kid is sick, can she do it tomorrow? You tell her to fuck off because now your wife is due home in three hours and you haven't cleaned anything in four days because you were saving the work for her and you're scrambling to get everything done instead of relaxing liked you planned. You're then called an asshole.
In a nutshell, that's what sets me off.
 
She didn't need the money. She probably would have done a shitty job cleaning from the sounds of it.Probably would have been a bitch when you told your friend she done a shitty job cleaning,when she found out you said it. Best off being a prick and forgetting about it.
 
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DubCoffman62;1926013; said:
Say you have a friend who knows someone in need and they ask you for a favor. That favor being her cleaning your house because she just lost her house and needs some extra money. You tell that person ok but you need it done on this day because your wife is coming back from New York on that day and you want the house clean for her. The next few days you don't do any cleaning because you figure you'll leave it for said person so at least there's something for her to do. That day arrives, you set a time and an hour later she's still not there. You finally get a hold of her and she tells you she's running late, she'll be there in an hour. Two hours later you can again to ask what's up and she makes another excuse. Finally, it's getting late and she calls and says her kid is sick, can she do it tomorrow? You tell her to [censored] off because now your wife is due home in three hours and you haven't cleaned anything in four days because you were saving the work for her and you're scrambling to get everything done instead of relaxing liked you planned. You're then called an asshole.
In a nutshell, that's what sets me off.
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I'm just guessing, but it's possible that a person who just lost their house has some [Mark May] going on that you don't know about. :lol:

And when did you start calling blow jobs "house cleaning"?
 
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What Boils My Bottom?

I'll guess actually having boils on your butt.

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Imagine you're getting ready to go on vacation to see your friends and family. You have a couple friends willing to fly out and make the drive home with you because a 12 hour road trip is a fuckin' bitch by yourself. You have a friend locally who says they want to make the trip so you let your buddies at home know they can save their money. You discuss the trip with said friend and how much fun it's gonna be. Then on the morning of the trip your friend is a complete no show and doesn't answer his phone. You now have a 12 hour drive each way to do by yourself, a trip you can't cancel because you have hotel reservations and people expecting you. A solo trip you vowed you'd never make alone again.

Yeah, that boils my ass.
 
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BuckNutty;1926116; said:
Imagine you're getting ready to go on vacation to see your friends and family. You have a couple friends willing to fly out and make the drive home with you because a 12 hour road trip is a [censored]in' bitch by yourself. You have a friend locally who says they want to make the trip so you let your buddies at home know they can save their money. You discuss the trip with said friend and how much fun it's gonna be. Then on the morning of the trip your friend is a complete no show and doesn't answer his phone. You now have a 12 hour drive each way to do by yourself, a trip you can't cancel because you have hotel reservations and people expecting you. A solo trip you vowed you'd never make alone again.

Yeah, that boils my ass.
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You misspelled "ex-friend" Nutty.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1926131; said:
Unless she was hot or you were going to go all Schwarzenegger on her, why let it bother you?
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My guess it's because he got his ass reamed by his wife for being a slob while she was gone.

(My real theory is that this thread is part of an elaborate ruse he concocted try and convince her that the filthy house isn't really his fault..."See hon I'm so steamed about what happened that I even created a thread about it on BP, so you know the story just HAS to be true! So can I have my balls back now please?")
 
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BuckNutty;1926116; said:
Imagine you're getting ready to go on vacation to see your friends and family. You have a couple friends willing to fly out and make the drive home with you because a 12 hour road trip is a [censored]in' bitch by yourself. You have a friend locally who says they want to make the trip so you let your buddies at home know they can save their money. You discuss the trip with said friend and how much fun it's gonna be. Then on the morning of the trip your friend is a complete no show and doesn't answer his phone. You now have a 12 hour drive each way to do by yourself, a trip you can't cancel because you have hotel reservations and people expecting you. A solo trip you vowed you'd never make alone again.

Yeah, that boils my ass.
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You do know that you have to pay the escort before the trip, right???:biggrin:
 
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