You know that it's time to lose some weight when............

[redskinbucksfan]

..........when your nose takes on some kind of mangled dog sound when you try to breath.

Perhaps my single biggest pet peeve. Nothing's worse than taking a piss in a public restroom, and the fat guy 3 cans down gets winded unzipping his fly, and then lets loose the "grunt of satisfaction" when he finally starts pissing like he just carried a piano up 3 flights of steps.

 

[NFBuck]

...when you step on the scale and it says "error".

...when you blow your nose and hushpuppies come out.

 

[buckeyefool]

Hell, if I worked at Walmart I'd make sure that I had those bad boys charged up during all down time...........I couldn't imagine having to go and tow a dead rascal. .

I work at a retail store parttime in the mornings now and the other day I was at workj and the call went out that a guest needed assistance in one of the areas so I walk over there and this huge lady is sitting there on the lil rascal thing saying that it wont work. So I tell he we can go get her one from up front....expecting her to get her fat ass up.....she looks and me and says....can someone bring it to me so I dont have to get up.......I then kicked her in the face.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

...when you step on the scale and it says "error".

...when you blow your nose and hushpuppies come out.

Why would you have a pair of shoes up your nose? :p

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

.......I then kicked her in the face.

well done.

 

[Best Buckeye]

True story. When you have fallen and your two 300 + lb daughters can't pick you up. No it's not me.

 

[elliemae]

You know it's time to lose weight when..........
Your "fat pants" become daily wear! :tongue2:

Or "Gee these size 8 pants in the stores these days are made so much smaller than they were 5 years ago"!

 

[ScarletBlood31]

When you start wearing a t-shirt IN the swimming pool.

 

[Popper252]

....when people mistake you for being pregnant.

.... when your man boobs require a bra.

 

[tibor75]

...When somebody asks you if you are going to beat USC this year.

 

[Zurp]

...when people say, "Jabba the" before saying your name.

Sincerely, Jabba the Zurp.

 

[Saw31]

...when people say, "Jabba the" before saying your name.

Sincerely, Jabba the Zurp.

 

[scooter1369]

Charlie Weis wants to know what a "Jabba" is and if its good with ketchup.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Obesity is hereditary and has nothing to do with diet or lifestyle, just ask fat people.

I always love the weight loss pill commercials that go something like: "over the years stress can cause a build up of fat"--- yeah, you're a disgusting fatbody because you have a stressful job, not because you eat a bag of chips with a side of ice cream every night while you watch television.

Apparently there is some medical research to support the claim that stress can contribute to obesity (at least in mice):

Scientists discover stress-obesity switch

By Rob Stein
The Washington Post


WASHINGTON ? Scientists reported Sunday that they have uncovered a biological switch by which stress can promote obesity, a discovery that could help explain the world's growing weight problem and lead to new ways to melt flab and manipulate fat for cosmetic purposes.
In a series of experiments on mice, researchers showed that the neurochemical pathway they identified promotes fat growth in chronically stressed animals that eat the equivalent of a junk-food diet.
The international team also showed that blocking those signals can prevent fat accumulation and shrink fat deposits, while stimulating the pathway can strategically create new ones, possibly offering new ways to remove fat as well as to mold youthful faces, firmer buttocks and bigger breasts.

Entire article: Nation & World | Scientists discover stress-obesity switch | Seattle Times Newspaper

 

[iambrutus]

...When somebody asks you if you are going to beat USC this year.