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He's an idiot, forgive him.is there a scotch-related rule i've broken? or did i break a rule stating that i can't post anything that flies right over your head? if it's the latter, then you better put me on a year-long ban.
edit: okay. you got me. in fact, i'm going to report my own post. next time, i'll go with the 18-year-old macallan. she has a full body and smells like jasmine.
edit #2: so to be as obvious as possible for my intended audience, my future liquor-related puns will only include busch light and franzia. then again, busch light could be taken a couple ways. i'm in a bit of a pickle here...
that's okay, thump. i understand. if i had capitalized glendronach, then he would have known that i was talking about a scotch, not a girl... since, you know, girls' names aren't capitalized.He's an idiot, forgive him.
Imagine 25 years in jail for this...I would have hoped the Stanford rapist would have at least got half of that if not more for what he did to that girl.Apparently states agree that sexual relations with an 11-year-old being fucking heinous...
Ages of consent in the United States
Well, I could say that I thought "glendronach" was one of those "ethnic" girl names, like "airwrecka", but some would have a shit fit, so...that's okay, thump. i understand. if i had capitalized glendronach, then he would have known that i was talking about a scotch, not a girl... since, you know, girls' names aren't capitalized.
Or lighten the fuck up. Either way.I'll admit, I just got fucking trolled...
Next time capitalize glendronach.
You are wrong. If my son agreed to such a thing I would council him for poor decisions but wouldn't consider him a victim. Is an 11-year-old capable of making adult, mature decisions. No. But neither are you, and yet you make them. So yeah, I'd talk to him about his decisions, but he wouldn't be a victim.If your son is 11 and you knowingly allowed him to be solicited for sex by an adult, you should go to fucking jail. There's a reason why they have age-of-consent laws. I know of no state whose age of consent is anywhere near 11. A person that's 11 years old is a child...while there may be the rare boy or girl who may just start entering puberty at that age, virtually all 11-year-olds are prepubescent, both physically and mentally. No adult has any fucking business soliciting them for anything of a sexual nature.
You are wrong. If my son agreed to such a thing I would council him for poor decisions but wouldn't consider him a victim. Is an 11-year-old capable of making adult, mature decisions. No. But neither are you, and yet you make them. So yeah, I'd talk to him about his decisions, but he wouldn't be a victim.
As a dad, I'd just have to go fuck this crazy bitch myself to protect the 11 year old.
Not sure what kind of alcohol I'd take with me. Probably not scotch.
Well, if you had capitalized it according to the label, Mili would have thought it was a boy named Glen Dronach you were talking about, though you'd then be guilty of having missed the space bar and calling Glen "she." LMAOthat's okay, thump. i understand. if i had capitalized glendronach, then he would have known that i was talking about a scotch, not a girl... since, you know, girls' names aren't capitalized.
You are wrong. If my son agreed to such a thing I would council him for poor decisions but wouldn't consider him a victim. Is an 11-year-old capable of making adult, mature decisions. No. But neither are you, and yet you make them. So yeah, I'd talk to him about his decisions, but he wouldn't be a victim.