Would You Give Someone Your Last Methomps?

[BrutusMaximus]

<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]A Finger of Buck Futter is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.[/FONT]</CENTER>

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Go To Work On A MolGen.
MolGen Really Satisfies.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On MolGen.
Does the Hard MolGen, So You Don't Have To.

Super MolGen is Almost Here.

Aaahh, MolGen!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]Your Flexible Buckeyeskickbuttocks.[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Buckeyeskickbuttocks</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]Gives A Meal Buckeyeskickbuttocks-Appeal.</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Buckeyeskickbuttocks.[/FONT]</CENTER></CENTER>[/FONT]</CENTER>

 

[BB73]

For those of you that aren't reducing the slogans to a normal size:

FONT YOU!!

 

[BrutusMaximus]

What?

 

[tedginn05]

I entered "Trojan Condom" and this was the first that came up...

[FONT=impact, verdana]That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Trojan Condom.


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[sandgk]

[FONT=impact, verdana]The Coolest Sandgk on Ice.
[/FONT][FONT=impact, verdana]Got a Sandgk? You're in Luck.
[/FONT][FONT=impact, verdana]The Ultimate Sandgk Machine

I also input Peter and got back

[/FONT][FONT=impact, verdana]If You Like A Lot Of Peter On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club

Don't know what to make of that.
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[NFBuck]

[FONT=impact, verdana]It's a New Boner Every Day.[/FONT]
[FONT=impact, verdana]Gotta Lotta Boner.[/FONT]
[FONT=impact, verdana]The Boner of Champions.[/FONT]​

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[FONT=impact, verdana]Smart. Beautiful. Boner.[/FONT]

Wherever there's a gap, boner fits
[FONT=impact, verdana]Do The Boner.[/FONT]
[FONT=impact, verdana]A Boner Is Forever.[/FONT]
[FONT=impact, verdana]If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Boner. [/FONT]​

<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Boner. [/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER></CENTER>

Oh man...good times.​

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[Steve19]

<CENTER>Because So Much Is Riding On Your Steve19.</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>Half the Steve19, All the Taste.</CENTER><CENTER><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=16><TBODY><TR><TD class=cutout align=middle bgColor=#ffffff><CENTER>I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Steve19.</CENTER><CENTER><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=16><TBODY><TR><TD class=cutout align=middle bgColor=#ffffff><CENTER>Double the Pleasure, Double the Steve19.</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=16><TBODY><TR><TD class=cutout align=middle bgColor=#ffffff><CENTER>The Incredible, Edible Steve19.</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

I think I like the first one best ​

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[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The Ultimate Fuck Machine.
​

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Fuck.

You've Always Got Time For Fuck.

Gonna Be a While? Grab a Pussy.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Pussy. (YUCK!)

How Do You Eat Your Pussy?

The Piece Of Ass of your Life.
​

Get Busy with the Piece Of Ass.

A Taste For Shitsmoke.

We're Serious About Rectal Violation.

Bring Out The Rectal Violation.​

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

<TABLE CELLPADDING=16 CELLSPACING=0><TR><TD CLASS=cutout ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><CENTER><FONT SIZE=5 FACE="impact, verdana">Grab Life by the Fucking Asshole.</FONT></CENTER></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE CELLPADDING=16 CELLSPACING=0><TR><TD CLASS=cutout ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><CENTER><FONT SIZE=5 FACE="impact, verdana">A Fucking Asshole Is Forever.</FONT></CENTER></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE CELLPADDING=16 CELLSPACING=0><TR><TD CLASS=cutout ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><CENTER><FONT SIZE=5 FACE="impact, verdana">The World's Favourite Fucking Asshole.</FONT></CENTER></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The Better Way to Start the Explosive Diarrhea.​

Super Explosive Diarrhea is Almost Here.
We're with the Cum Dumpster.
Have a Cum Dumpster and Smile.
The Smelly Biffs Goes Straight to your Head.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Cleveland Steamer.
Only Dirty Sanchez Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Gives A Meal Dirty Sanchez-Appeal.​

 

[BB73]

Bet You Can't Eat Window Licker.
Can You Tell Window Licker From Butter?
Because Window Licker Can't Drive.

Get The Window Licker Out.​

 

[tedginn05]

Michigan(Shit):

[FONT=impact, verdana]Nothing Sucks Like A Michigan.[/FONT]

[FONT=impact, verdana]I Feel Like Michigan Tonight.

[/FONT][FONT=impact, verdana]You've Got Questions. We've Got Michigan.

[/FONT][FONT=impact, verdana]Top Breeders Recommend Michigan. (For some reason, breeders and Michigan, in the same sentence, makes me laugh).


[/FONT]

 

[tedginn05]

Super Dickhead is Almost Here.

My doctor says 'Dickhead'.

We Don't Make Dickhead. We Make Dickhead Better.

A Smooth-Running Dickhead is a Relaxing Experience.

Every Dickhead Helps.

Don't Just Book It, Dickhead It.