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Would You Give Someone Your Last Methomps?

<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]Cleans Right Round The Buck Nasty.[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]And All Because The Lady Loves Buck Nasty.</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]Keep That Buck Nasty Complexion.[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]I'm Cuckoo For Buck Nasty.[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]A Buck Nasty A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.[/FONT]</CENTER></CENTER></CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER>[/FONT]</CENTER>
 
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Have Dryden Your Way.
When You've Got Dryden, Flaunt It.
You Can Really Taste The Dryden.
The Dryden That Refreshes.
Have A Break. Have A Dryden.
Thank Dryden It's Friday.

You Too Can Have A Dryden Like Mine!
 
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Nobody Does It Like Scooter.
Designed for Scooter.
Race for the Scooter
Its Just For Me and My Scooter.
Gotta Lotta Scooter.
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Scooter Too?
The Scooter Of A New Generation.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Scooter.
Give the Dog a Scooter.
Just Do Scooter. :banger:
 
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<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Bumbuck.[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]All You Need is a Bumbuck and a Dream.[/FONT]</CENTER></CENTER>
 
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I used "Big Tits" instead of my moniker, and got:

<TABLE CELLPADDING=16 CELLSPACING=0><TR><TD CLASS=cutout ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><CENTER><FONT SIZE=7 FACE="impact, verdana">If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Big Tits.</FONT></CENTER></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE CELLPADDING=16 CELLSPACING=0><TR><TD CLASS=cutout ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><CENTER><FONT SIZE=7 FACE="impact, verdana">The Big Tits of your Life.</FONT></CENTER></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

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biggest vagina pennies can buy
I'd Like to Buy the World a Vagina.
There Ain't No Party Like A Vagina Party.
All You Need is a Vagina and a Dream.
My Anti-Drug is Vagina.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Vagina.
 
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<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]<CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]Mild Green Wyobuck Liquid.[/FONT]</CENTER>[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER>[FONT=impact, verdana]Half the Wyobuck, All the Taste.[/FONT]</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER>
 
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I'm cracking up over here... but I think most of this may constitute false advertising. :lol:

Have a Deety and Smile.
And All Because The Lady Loves Deety.
Semper Deety.
Good Honest Deety Since 1896.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Deety.
Have You Forgotten How Good Deety Tastes?
Nothing Sucks Like A Deety.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Deety.
Snap into a Deety!
Wait Till We Get Our Deety On You.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Deety.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Deety.
Do you eat your Deety last?
The Best Deety A Man Can Get.
It's Different in a Deety.
Because Deety Can't Drive.

And you all are in trouble because...


[FONT=impact, verdana]A Deety Is Forever.

:p

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<TABLE CELLPADDING=16 CELLSPACING=0><TR><TD CLASS=cutout ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><CENTER><FONT SIZE=7 FACE="impact, verdana">Dude, You're Getting a Stupid Fuck!</FONT></CENTER></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>

:slappy:
 
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