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Worst Xmas gift you received this year!!

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Deety said:
I got a mashed-potato-scented candle.

According to my sister, since I'm watching what I eat, and probably won't have mashed potatoes very often, at least I will be able to smell them.

Yippee.
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That is the dumbest reasoning that I've ever heard. If I am going to cut back what I eat the last thing I want to do is smell food that I can't have.
 
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Deety said:
I got a mashed-potato-scented candle.

According to my sister, since I'm watching what I eat, and probably won't have mashed potatoes very often, at least I will be able to smell them.

Yippee.
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She should have gotten you a vomit-scented candle if she doesn't want you to eat.

Or maybe an ass-scented candle. :sick1:
 
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Crump's brother said:
Someone upstairs really hates me. I go from living within 30 minutes of Longaberger baskets to within 30 minutes of the Yankee Candle factory. What's next, a trip to Cabot Cove, Maine?
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I'm sure a move near the Mary Kay corporate headquarters is in your future.
 
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The award goes to the in-laws. defending champions of terrible gift giving. Ugly ass Santa golfing tie (I don't golf) that is about a foot wide. Another tie that would be great for Thump (nice and pink). An ugly long sleeve polo that is a size too small. Thankfully they only buy clothes at Kohl's so a return should be simple.
 
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BuckinMichigan said:
The award goes to the in-laws. defending champions of terrible gift giving. Ugly ass Santa golfing tie (I don't golf) that is about a foot wide. Another tie that would be great for Thump (nice and pink). An ugly long sleeve polo that is a size too small. Thankfully they only buy clothes at Kohl's so a return should be simple.
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:lol:

my mother in law got me some kind of cologne... I'm not sure what kind it is but it does say Unisex on the box :lol: That is why I tell people not to buy me anything.
 
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some of you are really cranky ol' bastards.. I'd buy you shitty gifts too !! :biggrin:

NYB - somebody's trying to see if there is any romance under that cerebral vortex
Steve - somebody thinks you swing both ways
BinMich - somebody didn't want to spend more than 3 minutes shopping for your butt

couple of you other guys - somebody thinks you stink

LoKy - it's tough to take back a shoe shine kit that says "Holiday Inn Express"
 
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I did well this year, but had a couple, "things that make you go hmmmm?" gifts one being a journal from my Dad, also known as the king of the wtf? gifts. God damn hippies. The other being a size M Ohio State shirt. I'm 6' 205 lbs. My girlfriend ended up thanking her aunt for that present.
 
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