My wife and I went to her parents on Christmas Eve to exchange gifts. We have to go when the rest of the family isn't around because her brothers get jealous of how much she gets. Her father was passing out presents and hands me a gift bag. It has a bottle of hair gel, some body spray, and a pack of those Michael Jordan wrist bands (like the Livestrong things). I didn't know what to think. Her mom wasn't paying attention and didn't see what I opened. What the hell was I going to do with this stuff? I don't even know if I said anything. Just then, I happened to see the tag on the bag. Their grandson has the same name as me but it said from "Grandma and Grandpa". Talk about relief.I thought I'd opened the wrong present for awhile.
Hell Wes, since you're so generous, could I live with you rent free too?