Worst Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

[Big Papa]

Come on, what says love like Praying Mantis Eggs??

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[OCBucksFan]

Tibor75

 

[Mothra]

Worst:Gonorrhea from a tractor

Best: Dick-in-a-box

 

[iambrutus]

i agree with thump - nothing says i love you like anal

 

[NFBuck]

A Snickers and maybe a can of pop.

 

[iambrutus]

Princess Leia Wig

for you starwars geeks out there


Race Horse Costume - Adult Std.

for the barbaro fans

Billy Bass on Plaque by Gemmy

if you wanna put her in the nut house

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[BUCKYLE]

A Snickers and maybe a can of pop.

A pack of Beef Jerkey and a two dollar instant scratch off from Flyin' J's.

 

[NFBuck]

The yellow Skittles from my bag of Skittles and a hair scrunchie.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Cinnamon dental floss and one AAA battery.

 

[scooter1369]

I'm getting her the Marlin Jackson Special. A buzz and a bottle to the grape.

 

[PrincetonBuckeye]

A new vaccum cleaner, broom and mop bucket

 

[Bob Saccamano]

Gigli (on VHS) and a spork.

 

[Dryden]

Since my wife is staying home from work tomorrow, I went to Lowe's tonight, bought her two gallons of paint, and told her to paint our office in the basement.

What do I win?

 

[scooter1369]

Since my wife is staying home from work tomorrow, I went to Lowe's tonight, bought her two gallons of paint, and told her to paint our office in the basement.

What do I win?

A sore scrotum and two lumps on your head.

 

[PrincetonBuckeye]

Since my wife is staying home from work tomorrow, I went to Lowe's tonight, bought her two gallons of paint, and told her to paint our office in the basement.

What do I win?

A week on the comfortable couch....