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Worst Movie Ever

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Agree with Pearl Harbor and Titanic - both absolutely terrible. That reminds me of that Steve Harvey joke about Titanic.

"After two hours, I was yelling "bring on the water!!".:lol:

Anyways, I'll probably get dinged for bringing up this movie, but Independence Day was absolutely terrible. Actually, I hate all summer blockbuster movies....
 
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FindlayBucks said:
It's so bad I'm going to punch Yertle in the nuts next time it's on the superstation.
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Punching Yertle in the nuts is usually pretty fun.

How about Mulholland Avenue? Or Road? Or Boulevard? Or something. It might not have been Mulholland, either. It might have been Mulberry Or Munchkin Road, or something. Actually, it wasn't a bad movie, because it had a pretty cool lesbo scene. A few lesbo scenes. But the plot was weird. It started like a typical chick flick.. one chick's in trouble for something, and has amnesia, and the other chick is trying to help. They get some huge breakthrough in figuring out what's wrong with the one chick, and then the other chick goes to bed, and won't let the other chick sleep on the couch anymore. Since the one chick sleeps naked, the other chick sleeps naked, too. Since two naked chicks get uncontrollably horny when they're together, they lez out for a while. AWESOME! Then they go investigate something, and then the one chick disappears. Then it flashes back to before the movie started, and there's another chick. We've never seen her. But they lez out a little. Then other flashbacks and other weird stuff. It's almost as if the producer was saying, "This chick-flick sucks. Let's add some lesbo scenes, and some plot twists.. good. Damn, we ran out of money. Let's just call it DONE."
 
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Damn, my nuts are taking a beating! Serves me right though for watching that Pearl Harbor Crap-show.

Now, to put a little spin on the topic, the "Greatest Worst Movie Ever" title has to go to Starship Troopers. It's so crappy and cheesey that it's great. It's like The Toxic Avenger with better special effects. Actually, The Toxic Avenger is another great terrible movie.
 
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I hear titantic is bad, but I've got a boycott to never see that movie. Pearl Harbor I hear is pretty bad too, as any war movie with a love story worked into would. Most Scifi channel movies pushes the depths of the human mind as to how crappy cgi, bad acting, and scripts to form a nexus of sucktitude. However the worst movie ever is

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Zurp said:
Punching Yertle in the nuts is usually pretty fun.

How about Mulholland Avenue? Or Road? Or Boulevard? Or something. It might not have been Mulholland, either. It might have been Mulberry Or Munchkin Road, or something. Actually, it wasn't a bad movie, because it had a pretty cool lesbo scene. A few lesbo scenes. But the plot was weird. It started like a typical chick flick.. one chick's in trouble for something, and has amnesia, and the other chick is trying to help. They get some huge breakthrough in figuring out what's wrong with the one chick, and then the other chick goes to bed, and won't let the other chick sleep on the couch anymore. Since the one chick sleeps naked, the other chick sleeps naked, too. Since two naked chicks get uncontrollably horny when they're together, they lez out for a while. AWESOME! Then they go investigate something, and then the one chick disappears. Then it flashes back to before the movie started, and there's another chick. We've never seen her. But they lez out a little. Then other flashbacks and other weird stuff. It's almost as if the producer was saying, "This chick-flick sucks. Let's add some lesbo scenes, and some plot twists.. good. Damn, we ran out of money. Let's just call it DONE."
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Mulholland Drive. Directed by David Lynch, the master of fucked-up cinematography, it is utterly bizarre and non-sensical. I have weird friends, all of whom love this movie for no apparent reason. Those fuckers made me watch it with them. No one will ever find their bodies. :paranoid: And if they do, I'm pretty sure that would qualify as justifiable homicide.
 
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Bucky Katt said:
Mulholland Drive. Directed by David Lynch, the master of fucked-up cinematography, it is utterly bizarre and non-sensical. I have weird friends, all of whom love this movie for no apparent reason. Those fuckers made me watch it with them. No one will ever find their bodies. :paranoid: And if they do, I'm pretty sure that would qualify as justifiable homicide.
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A film critic friend of mine thought that Mullolland Falls should've won the Oscar for Best Picture.... :huh:
 
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Bucky Katt said:
Good grief!!!! Confusing and bizarre = Oscar????
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Yeah - I think the voters say that if they don't understand it, that's because it's over their heads, and it must be very deep. If they don't vote for it, they're admitting they aren't smart enough to understand it. Didn't you ever read "The Emperor's New Clothes" in elementary school?

And I'll testify in your behalf if you get prosecuted for the murders.
 
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which really bad movie is this:

a former all-american quarterback for the ohio state buckeyes becomes an undercover fbi agent who infiltrates the world of skydiving surfer bankrobbers wearing ex-president masks.

if you can't figure it out -- and you really should --, here is a hint: the movie also stars the poor man's nick nolte, gary busey.
 
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OSU_Buckguy said:
which really bad movie is this:

a former all-american quarterback for the ohio state buckeyes becomes an undercover fbi agent who infiltrates the world of skydiving surfer bankrobbers wearing ex-president masks.

if you can't figure it out -- and you really should --, here is a hint: the movie also stars the poor man's nick nolte, gary busey.
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The Replacements was just as bad.
 
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OSU_Buckguy said:
which really bad movie is this:

a former all-american quarterback for the ohio state buckeyes becomes an undercover fbi agent who infiltrates the world of skydiving surfer bankrobbers wearing ex-president masks.

if you can't figure it out -- and you really should --, here is a hint: the movie also stars the poor man's nick nolte, gary busey.
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Point Break? Funny that Keanu Reeves was an ex-tOSU QB in that movie and the aforementioned Replacements. Is that kinda like the dorky kid at school that always wants to be one of the cool kids?
 
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