World Beard and Mustache Championships

[Folanator]

no category for "Sexual Predator Mustache"? WTF?

these guys would be in the running:

They have NO chance against...

 

[Jake]

They have NO chance against...

Bow to your master.

 

[Apache]

Shave

Wow.....I think I need a shave. These people certainly can tout a bush on their face. My neatly trimmed goatee pales in the "face" of those.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Wow.....I think I need a shave. These people certainly can tout a bush on their face. My neatly trimmed goatee pales in the "face" of those.

Pic?

 

[ScriptOhio]

The longest beard on a woman, belongs to Vivian Wheeler from the U.S. The beard was measured at 10.04 inches (25.5 centimeters) from the follicle to the tip of hair on April 8, 2011.

Entire article: http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/livin...ories+(RSS:+Top+Stories)&utm_content=My+Yahoo

 

[BUCKYLE]

Grave before shave is my new motto.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Grave before shave is my new motto.

I believe you lose some beard power when you let it get "duck dynasty" length. Keep it a nice 1 to 2 inches. That allows the power to flow from skin thru the beard and out to the world. Too much beard, and the power dissipates.

 

[ScriptOhio]