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Will Muschamp (Former HC South Carolina Gamecocks)

Yeah, but how could Florida do that when Urban left the cupboard so bare w/talent??? Always remember......it's Urban's fault.

List of other things Coach Urban Meyer is to be blamed for:

1. Kidnapping the Lindbergh Baby.
2. He was the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
3. Urban Meyer faked the moon landing.
4. Urban Meyer has the bloody glove from Jonbenet Ramsey's kill in his sock drawer.
5. Urban killed both Biggie and Tupac.
 
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List of other things Coach Urban Meyer is to be blamed for:

1. Kidnapping the Lindbergh Baby.
2. He was the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
3. Urban Meyer faked the moon landing.
4. Urban Meyer has the bloody glove from Jonbenet Ramsey's kill in his sock drawer.
5. Urban killed both Biggie and Tupac.
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List of other things Coach Urban Meyer is to be blamed for:

1. Kidnapping the Lindbergh Baby.
2. He was the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
3. Urban Meyer faked the moon landing.
4. Urban Meyer has the bloody glove from Jonbenet Ramsey's kill in his sock drawer.
5. Urban killed both Biggie and Tupac.
Of course he did all of those things. He also assassinated JFK (Lee Harvey is still laughing), lead the sub-prime mortgage debacle of 2008, and was the first to publicly accuse peanut butter and jelly sandwiches of being racist. He's the pure definition of evil. I mean, simply look at his recruiting efforts during his time at Florida. Will Muschamp is still paying for Urban's mistakes. Holy fuck.
 
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List of other things Coach Urban Meyer is to be blamed for:

1. Kidnapping the Lindbergh Baby.
2. He was the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
3. Urban Meyer faked the moon landing.
4. Urban Meyer has the bloody glove from Jonbenet Ramsey's kill in his sock drawer.
5. Urban killed both Biggie and Tupac.
Man, I bet Ty Willingham sure is glad Urban Meyer came along to take him off the hook.
 
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After being the 'coach-in-waiting' at Texas and then bolting for Florida (after Mack said it's gonna be a few years Willie baby), I would hesitate to even put Muscamp's name in the same sentence with Texas. Texans don't forget much (they still think they're an independent country), and certainly do not forget a slight. Probably want to scratch Muscamp to Texas to replace Mack. Only reason the UT people would consider it is to hang him when he got back to Austin.

:banger:
 
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After being the 'coach-in-waiting' at Texas and then bolting for Florida (after Mack said it's gonna be a few years Willie baby), I would hesitate to even put Muscamp's name in the same sentence with Texas. Texans don't forget much (they still think they're an independent country), and certainly do not forget a slight. Probably want to scratch Muscamp to Texas to replace Mack. Only reason the UT people would consider it is to hang him when he got back to Austin.

:banger:

Six months ago, they would have welcomed him with open arms. They only don't want him now that the magnitude of his fail has become apparent.

Besides, they're going to have their pick of Saban, Meyer, both Harbaughs and the ghost of Vince Lombardi.
 
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